And a car drives by I run and hide for absolutely no reason.
i literally get inside of my car when i go out for late night smokes. NOTHING IS WORTH BEING ABDUCTED.
I stand outside. On the street.
When I smoke a cigarette in front of my house at night
brendaurie:(via loveinyourarms)
WORDS TO LIVE BY.
I AGREE WITH THIS EXCEPT KARMA IS BULLSHIT AND DOES NOT EXIST.
I’M A GOOD PERSON BECAUSE IT’S WHAT I BELIEVE TO BE THE RIGHT THING TO DO, NOT BECAUSE I FEAR SOME SORT OF CELESTIAL POWER OR ETERNAL DAMNATION
That’s not what karma really is. Karma is just a really basic principle held as truth: If you are nice to people, they are more likely to be nice to you. That’s a really simple example, but it has nothing to do with where you go when you die. It’s just suggested that if you’re a good person, shit’s gonna be better for you in this human life.
Also, this is cute.
And this is how I justify eating meat. If a trout wants to kill me and eat me, go for it, buddy. I’d probably put up a better fight.
Me And Julio Down By The Schoolyard-As preformed by Streetlight Manifesto
Oh God yes.
THE MOST METAL POSE OF ALL TIME
Oh, wait…
What the…
OH NO
I want to a ska show once at The Bayou and of the five bands playing, one of them was a psycho billy band. It was a fantastic performance. The double-bassist stood on his bass while he was playing it like a ninja and the lead singer kept stripping off clothes until he was completely naked. They had dancers on stage who did nothing but dance and undress the lead singer.
I met the lead singer after the show and I had nothing to say to him but “I liked your band! And… uh… you have a nice dick?”
synecdoche asked: WAIT WHAT? $18 for 12 PBRs? is this some weird canadian money exchange thing because you guys use monopoly money or something? i used to get PBR 12s for $7.11. i think they raised it to like, $8 now but jesus christ, that's nuts.
The Canadian and American dollar are pretty close these days ($8 USD is $8.22 CAD). It’s just that our liquor and tobacco laws are ridiculous. I didn’t know they were that ridiculous, though. I’m sad now and I need a beer, but it’s too expensive.
i’m too good at this game that’s my problem
I……I wanna play this. I MUST PLAY THIS.
One of my favourite games of all time. This guy sucks at it.
gee thanks
You fell into the hole and now the princess is being raped and tortured. Good job, hero.
i’m too good at this game that’s my problem
I……I wanna play this. I MUST PLAY THIS.
One of my favourite games of all time. This guy sucks at it.
foma asked: animal, vegetable, or mineral?
On my sandwich? All three. Some sort of meat, lettuce, condiments, and salt.
P.S. I’m an idiot.
Vegetable, technically. 1/20
"Nipples are more like potentiometers. The more I turn them, the more resistance I encounter."
— Reddit
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