February 2012
I'm going to make tripcodes for anon messages.
Orthodontics is kind of barbaric.
When I was a kid I had six years of that shit and it’s pretty ridiculous. The whole field is based around devices that push and pull your teeth and jaw over time, like Herbst appliances and palatal expanders. A Herbst is just a metal jaw that forces you to close your mouth a certain way. The palatal expanders are basically racks (that torture device that pulls a person apart) for your jaw....
greatelsewhere:
diacrit:
i don’t get andrew wk
do people like him
he seems like a jackass
he’s like if a happy puppy were a person
i’m pretty sure hating him would mean you hate joy
No one hates Andrew W.K. You must exist if you don’t like Andrew W.K.
Chrome should have an option for using regex to...
Chrome. Give me that.
greatelsewhere:
the-squid-king:
WAIT HOLY SHIT PEOPLE ARE SAYING THAT THE LAPTOP SHOOTER’S DAUGHTER SHOULD BE INSTITUTIONALIZED?
IN SOLITARY CONFINEMENT?
WHAT THE FUCK?
the facts
the dad is a bad dad
people who think he is a good dad are probably bad parents or bad people
the teen is a teen
the facts
a single instance of dramatic and purposefully over the top parenting isn’t...
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thelittlestdrunk:
princessnecrophilia:
really tho, it’s also unfair to make sweeping statements like “shooting someone’s computer is traumatizing”
if it was to the point where my parents had to shoot my fucking computer to teach me a lesson
i would take that lesson.
i CLEARLY pushed my parents to the point where they did that. it would be MY FAULT, not theirs.
if they had a pattern of...
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I want to get drunk and watch Hey Arnold.
Clip art comics are like the painting with numbers...
Like this popular Reddit comic. Someone just arranged the clip art faces and added text. There’s no real effort. It’s kind of neat that there’s a story telling format that’s easily accessible and widely accepted, but it sucks that it’s rarely used for worthwhile content.
The internet makes me grumpy sometimes.
Internet culture sucks these days.
I blame clip art comics and advice animals.
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himynameiscarl:
all the stupid shit people say about justin bieber and skrillex now, like how they’re ruining music or like how our generation’s music is the worst and so on, are the same things people were saying in 05/06 about like green day and shit
and also rap and dance music and nu metal and hey wait a minute
maybe there’s always been shitty music that a lot of people won’t like! maybe...
greatelsewhere:
Mike I just don’t buy many games I like to feel like I’m helping
I’m just saying that the company is always crowdsourcing its funding. In the standard model, the project is retroactively funded. In a Kickstarter model, the projected is being funded before production. Either way, the company needs people to buy the game to continue to make games.
greatelsewhere:
ohsusquehanna:
greatelsewhere:
ohsusquehanna replied to your post: Imagine if Tim Schafer just said “Psychonauts 2 if…
Notch basically already said he’d fund Psychonauts 2.
I’d prefer a kickstarter just because crowdsourced is so much nicer
It literally makes no difference.
I mean, you’ll probably pay ten or fifteen bucks for the game anyways, why does it matter if the...
greatelsewhere:
ohsusquehanna replied to your post: Imagine if Tim Schafer just said “Psychonauts 2 if…
Notch basically already said he’d fund Psychonauts 2.
I’d prefer a kickstarter just because crowdsourced is so much nicer
It literally makes no difference.
I mean, you’ll probably pay ten or fifteen bucks for the game anyways, why does it matter if the initial capital is invested by...
himynameiscarl:
when you think about it though there really are a lot of rap songs
i think in any given high school there’s at least three or four white dudes who think they can make it
or at least that was my experience
in any case that alone is a lot of rappers, that’s not even counting the inner city kids, the dudes who pick up rapping in college, and the current proteges of popular rap...
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Philip Seymour Hoffman looks like a fat Matt Damon
Apparently the Ottawa Public Health Department has...
http://ottawahealth.tumblr.com
All they blog about is how places like hospitals and shit don’t have smoking sections.
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Using Tags
DO post the majority of your feelings in tags. It is fun for those of us that check up on reblogs to read about how you really enjoy the colouring or composition of a graphic.
DO NOT tag posts detailing your hatred of a specific character/actor/celeb with the name of said character/actor/celeb. The people that track the River Song tag are her fans and your negativity isn’t needed.
DO enjoy...
greatelsewhere:
The only thing I’m gonna miss over my switch to foobar is the playlists I kept of how much music I’ve downloaded every year
I mean it only accurately went back to 2009 but still
You could make an autoplaylist with the query “%last_modified% DURING 2009” for all your downloads from 2009. As long as you haven’t edited any meta data since you downloaded it. I...
himynameiscarl:
ohsusquehanna replied to your post:okay look i get it it’s super fucking ironic that…
I made this for you: i.imgur.com/1bfbu.p…
oh my fucking god this is it
this is exactly it
America has a backwards baseball cap because that’s what Americans wear.
Iz Friday
fluorescentdaysandnights:
Wat do?
Eat mayo.
I whipped up a quick fix for the self reblog... →
futuresushi:
ohsusquehanna:
ohsusquehanna:
Adds a “my blog” option to the top of the “Post to” list when you reblog yourself.
Works natively in Chrome. Firefox users, you need the Greasemonkey extension to use this script.
Totally works.
It won’t fix your sideblogs not being able to reblog themselves but Jeremy Cutler is working on that as we speak, god bless his soul
But this helps...
Aw fuck sticks.
I could’ve won the race if I had known side blogs weren’t working.
Whatever, dude. I do it faster.
I whipped up a quick fix for the self reblog... →
ohsusquehanna:
Adds a “my blog” option to the top of the “Post to” list when you reblog yourself.
Works natively in Chrome. Firefox users, you need the Greasemonkey extension to use this script.
Totally works.
I whipped up a quick fix for the self reblog... →
Adds a “my blog” option to the top of the “Post to” list when you reblog yourself.
Works natively in Chrome. Firefox users, you need the Greasemonkey extension to use this script.
On reblogging yourself but not being able to...
ohsusquehanna:
A script would just have to add an <option> tag with the value of 0 to the channel_id select input.
Yep, that does the trick.
On reblogging yourself but not being able to...
A script would just have to add an <option> tag with the value of 0 to the channel_id select input.
Since THE MAN took that away, here's a fun science...
Go to a new posts page.
In the address bar type:
javascript:var l=autocomplete['options']['local_values'];document.innerHTML='';document.write('<h1>Every unique tag you have ever used:</h1><br />');for(i=0;i<l.length;i++){document.write(l[i] + '<br />');}void(0);
If you’re using Firefox, open up the scratchpad (Shift+F4) and paste the above script into the...
ex-genius replied to your post: Aw dang. It looks like the fuzz caught on.
and just when I figured out to make them huge blinking links. dang.
I was going to nest a .popover_post_tools in a .flipcard to make the text scoot off the screen too.
Aw dang. It looks like the fuzz caught on.
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Oh Archer.
Having Rob Wells of Trailer Park Boys playing a Canadian terrorist fighting for the emancipation of Nova Scotia was a great touch.
Though there were two things I wish they’d have done:
Dressed the mounties mounties as well as have the phony mounties dressed in the iconic ceremonial uniforms. They could’ve used that to set up a joke about Archer not believing the actual mounties were...
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It seems like mostly everyone on the internet feel like they’re superior to everyone else on the internet. Like one great big wheel of internet condescension.
I’d like to think Burger King get the angry for their angry sauce from French Canadians who are forced to speak English in a non-bilingual restaurant after asking every single Burger King employee if they speak French.
It would be for authenticity.
himynameiscarl:
ohsusquehanna:
himynameiscarl:
but i also live in california and can get animal fries from in-n-out SOOOOOOOOOOO
“Melted cheese, spread, and grilled onions.”
Oh naive Carl. We can get angry poutine in Canada.
It’s poutine. That’s angry.
yeah except y’all don’t have in-n-out’s special spread
Is it angry?
himynameiscarl:
but i also live in california and can get animal fries from in-n-out SOOOOOOOOOOO
“Melted cheese, spread, and grilled onions.”
Oh naive Carl. We can get angry poutine in Canada.
It’s poutine. That’s angry.
futuresushi:
himynameiscarl:
gravy isn’t vegetarian so i’ll probably never get to try poutine
so yeah
there’s poutine with vegetarian gravy at smokes
bam
It’s made out of mushrooms and it’s actually pretty good.
This is the eternal debate in Poutine Studies.
attackofthekillerderk:
Does the cheese go second or third?
We might never know.
Fuck it, I made a questionnaire.
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