December 2007
Domainiac
I’ve purchased 17 domain names in the past week! Here are a few of my fa*****es but I won’t s***e them yet. D***S***.COM BA******RO****.COM n*****.com & .us n*****s.com & .us n*****ist.com & .org n*****ists.com& .org n*****ism.com & .org — jakoblodwick Sorry, your secrets aren’t safe anymore! D(UCK)S(UCK).COM BA(SKINFN)RO(BINS).COM n(ipple).com & .us...
WebUrbanist » Shopdropping aka Droplifting:... →
I had a conversation with James about this a while ago. We were using Loeb to cool down our Oragina and we were trying to figure out if shop dropping (we didn’t know what it was at the time) was illegal.
Environment News in Canada: Radioactive Waste... →
Well shit.
It's all about the frame rate.
Dan: Team Fortress 2. Everything on high with an awesome framerate!!!!1
Mike: =[ I'm jealous
Dan: You have a girlfriend
Mike: Good point
Mike: She has an awesome frame rate
xmas text #4 (Guess who sent this one?) -...
stranger: my parents put ginger beer in my stocking. are they losing it?
Sam Reich: loose beer in a sock?! wring that sucker dry!
China to Tibetan Buddhist monks: no reincarnating... →
It serves them damn Buddhists right.
I'm like an ocean.
I have a bunch of water in me. Typically. A couple of days ago I figured out how much water I drank and I drank 3.5 L that day. Can you die from too much water?
“I’m not a psychologist, I’m a chef, dammit.”
– Valerie Thibault
Tumblr Search
Sometimes I’m sad that I can’t search people’s tumblrs. I’m sure this is a feature in the works, but today I was impatient and bored. These two things combined prompted me to script up a little javascript search using the tumblr API. As you can see on my tumblr site www.jacobd.com I have a little search box, as you type results will pop up! It’s not perfect, and...
i kid you not: this movie is about a killer vagina →
— samreich After this movie comes out, there’s going to be an increase in homosexuality and vagnophobia.
Weeds →
I discovered this show a year ago-ish but now I’ve rediscovered it again. This time I’m watching it from the start instead of a quarter of the way through the series. It’s a really, really good show. It feels like Dead Like Me, just without the off episodes (so far).
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I’m addicted to the beginning of this song....
On the subject of genre-preference and hygiene
I think I might be moving on from ska. I haven’t found any absolutely amazing ska music and I don’t really feel like listening to the ska I have and the ska I have that I do listen to is pretty diluted. I might be getting into alt-rock/low-fi. Who knows! Oh, and I need a hair cut.
WatchI tried this. My TV/Laptop built up up a crazy huge charge over a short period of time. When I went to mash my spacebar to stop the song (Everything Went Numb by Streetlight Manifesto) I got shocked. So I unplugged the TV and then unplugged my RCA (I think it’s an RCA) cable.
“My to-do list has a to-do list. I’ve entered a productivity infinite loop.”
– Dick Costolo
How Many Five Year Olds Could You Take In A Fight →
I could beat the fucking shit out of twenty-five five year olds.
N →
N is an awesome Ninja-gold-collecting-flip-switches-to-get-to-the-end flash game. Play it.
Here we go
Dear Mike, As of December 19th 2007, I, Tomas will make at least one post everyday for a minimum of 31 days, and try to keep this going for 366 days (next year is a leap year)… so here i go — skatomas Awesome. Just remember: Tumblogs are like scrapbooks, so don’t be afraid to post inane posts.
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I was told not to blog this
Suhana almost got us lost on the bus when we took the 95 and she thought we should get off at Cyrville. She said I shouldn’t blog about it, or if I did I shouldn’t use her name.
One Thing I Hate/One Thing I Like
One Thing I Hate: - Bus dust. If you’ve ever ridden a bus during the winter you might have tasted (or even seen) the salt that wafts into the bus. If you breath through your mouth you’ll get a bunch of salt in your mouth and it tastes damn gross. One Thing I Love: + Taco Del Mar. Six dollars for a huge taco/taco wrap/burrito and they fill you up pretty nicely.
Happy Birthday, Lip Dubbing
One year ago, today, I uploaded the first lip dubbing video and also coined the term. This has been, by far, the most successful meme I have created. — jakoblodwick Chocolate Rain is the most successful (and first) meme I have ever created. I can’t say I’m partiularily proud of it because lip dubbing is far more enjoyable to watch than some black guy awkwardly belt out his song about...
One Thing I Like/One Thing I Hate
One Thing I Like: + I like hugs on cold days. Baww. One Thing I Hate: - Foot cramps. Aww.
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I posted a verse from this song a while ago so I...
“i like tumblr because it’s like reading live autobiographies.”
– Sam motherfuckin’ Reich
Growing Up via the XKCD Blag →
A ball pit next to your bed? Sounds awesome.
When I Grow Up
I want to develop my philosophical thinking as well as my rap skills, so that I can refer to myself as a “philosorapper”. One marketing challenge is people might think I’m a dinosaur. — jakoblodwick
I noticed something.
When I was commenting my archive viewer script I noticed that I was naming sections as if I was detailing the heist in a crime film. Play some Ocean’s 11 music (in or oustide your head) while reading: THE SET UP THE QUERY THE TOTALLING THE OUTPUTTED SHIT This is going to become a habit for me. I’m going to start commenting scripts in different styles and I won’t be able to...
“Tonight you look great. Yeah, tonight you look like a date. Well, ain’t it...”
– Michael Jordan Touchdown Pass
Michael Jordan Touchdown Pass →
I recommend Junk Car and Got Loose. Can you believe this guy is related to Pat the Bunny from Johnny Hobo and the Freight Trains?
“I’m not going to psycholgize Zuckerberg but I imagine that he enjoys his...”
– Jakob Lodwick, from an interview.
WatchFrom Jake and Amir, probably my favorite yet.
I'd rather learn javascript than type ten numbers
I got tired of putting in Val’s phone number when I wanted to text message her with http://telusmobility.com/sendamessage/sendamessage.shtml so I read up a little bit on javascript and made a bookmarklet that would put in her number when I clicked it. document.list.CODE.value='area code'; document.list.NUM.value='phonenumber'; What’s weird is that it’ll redirect me to a page with...
Programmer Dress Code →
This explains why I want a beard. Fuck yeah. Beards.
A quality reason to read my tumblog:
Mike loves Valerie!: And since when do you read my tumblog?
Nigel loves Nigel!: when I've run out of toe nails to clip
Mike loves Valerie!: Poetry.
I need more non-text content. The funny thing about saying this is I’m adding more text content to the mix.
Tomas Breffitt is never on when I need to ask a CSS question. I’m absolutely certain this is not a coincidence.
Current Count: Two.
That’s two times I’ve twisted my knee out of it’s socket today and then popped it back in. Ow.
Dear BBC, it's the aught-sevens...
So why are my choices for watching videos on your site RealPlayer or Windows Media Player? You’re a big company, I’m sure you can pay someone a couple thousand dollars to tell you using a flash player would be far more portable than WMP and RP.