February 2008
I just stepped into Questionable Legality town →
With my latest project. Look and it’ll explain itself. The broken link is broken (irony?), so don’t bother trying it.
As I was peeing at school (in the bathroom, of course) today I was inspired by the freshly painted white cement wall. I whipped out my sharpie and scribbled down “Bathroom Haiku,” and after some thought,”#1.” Just in case I’m peeing and come up with another one. Underneath that I wrote The unzip of pants. The man standing next to you, He watches you pee. Now the next...
What do lumberjacks eat to stay so manly?
Lumberjack burgers. That’s what. This is how one makes a Lumberjack: Top Gun Bun Ketchup + Mayonaise + Maple Syrup (Lumbersauce) Bacon A pancake Humburger Lumbersauce Bottom Bun Eating this makes me feel like taking a nap and then cutting down a tree.
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A new blogging idea
dreamaway: You post a topic you would like to see someone make an entire entry about. From there, there are two models you can follow. A) If you have enough followers, have them write the post, if you have alot, reblog the best post. B) Get a bb (blogging buddy) and go back and forth. So say I choose Mike, I would post a topic, and Mike would have a few days to make a reasonable length post on...
What I love about microblogging is...
I can inform everyone who’ll read this that I have a tiny shred of carrot stuck in my teeth, at 2:40 in the morning.
I'm Officially Worse Than a Desert At Supporting...
My cactus died. Dag.
Four Word Reviews →
My new favorite thing. Here are some people’s reviews of Fight Club: Meat Loaf tenderized Pits Pitt against Pitt. Norton creates alter amigo. Half good, half Brad. I bet Norton wins.
Fun Fact!
It would cost $2.4 x 10^19, or $24 000 000 000 000 000 000, or 24 quntillion dollars to create an antimatter version of myself. This is going on what Wikipedia said about a milligram of antimatter being 300 billion dollars.
BAM! I got linked dropped! →
By a very entertaining and well drawn webcomic that I wrote up a comment script for. If anyone came here from OctopusPie: Hey there, how are you?
CSS3 Magic! Hide a picture in plain text! →
Cappuccino
jakoblodwick: … and running 2.5 miles made me feel so euphoric that it’s like I’m on time-release ecstacy all day for 36 hours. Why don’t gyms market themselves as a place to feel mentally and physically well, instead fixating on the “look hot!” side of it? Because Mr. and Mrs. Average don’t care about being mentally or physically sound. They want to be sleek and sexy at whatever...
I think I hate my music
I just realized that I put a lot of my cliking into changing the song I’m currently listening to. Either I hate the music I listen to or I’m just not interested in listening to the music I like. iTunes needs to learn to read my mind more often so I can cut down on my cliking.
My N64 is magic.
I am exactly 110% sure that I used to have a Nintendo 64 Expansion Pak (4 MB of extra memory that you needed to play some games). I own Majora’s Mask (requires the Expansion Pak) and I’ve beaten it around sixty million times. But my N64 wasn’t recognizing it, or so I thought. I opened that mofo up and inside was a Jumper Pak (comes with N64s to close off the Expansion bus)....