April 2008
Don't Stay a Virgin TOS (Best TOS Ever.) →
3. General Requirements and Rules of Conduct Anal sex is negotiable, although Tania will cease the performance immediately if any form of ‘surprise buttsex’ occur.
““Ode to LHC”
O! Prometheus of mass,
We come to unchain thee
Not...”
– Jeph Jaques
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jakoblodwick: susheela: The most valuable lesson anyone can learn from the “green” craze is that what is best for the Earth is always what is best for Man. False — what’s best for Earth would be no humans. False — what’s best for the Earth would be humans with their population in check.
DEDICATION
It’s 1:20 AM in Ottawa, and the street sweeper that I saw at 8 PM yesterday is still doing it’s thing.
Throwing Up Your Appendix →
Tests are being done on a new form of organ removal that uses a hole in your stomach and a big tube down your throat. They stick the tube down your throat, cut a hole in your stomach, cut out the organ and then pull it back up. They say afterwards you’ll have a sore throat and a bad taste in your mouth. Does this count as throwing up?
I want to start a web company
I want my company to only make enough money to support us, not to make us crazy rich. My company would be there to provide us work and to provide the user a clear and clean service. I think that’d make both the users and the employees happy. I’d also hire people in other countries to give our awesome users high fives.
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My musical obession of now.
This song just has...
Are you a Windows user?
I’m not in control of what computer I have. Recently I got my first job and now I can start to save towards buying my own computer. So that’s my goal: Get a bunhc of money so I can buy a Macbook. But, for now, I’m stuck on the laptop provided to me by my parents. jakoblodwick: It seems like most Tumblr users are Mac people. But there must be some PC/Windows Tumblrs out there....