October 2009
Some people have no tact:
Mom: So I haven't been hanging out with that Kaleigh girl, have you?
Me: Nope.
Mom: Did you break up with her?
Me: Sure.
Brother: She dumped his ass!
Me: Yeeep.
Mom: Maybe she left you for someone who lives closer. Or a college boy!
Aren't moms supposed to be caring and sympathetic and shit? Man.
I blame Paul Baribeau for my relationship...
Cool, some of my friends are DICKS.
This is an upsetting revelation.
HEY EVERYTHING. FUCK YOU. I HATE EVERYTHING YOU...
Complete transparency and honesty just ruined my...
What I get for being HONEST.
ROCK AND ROLL BAND.
COMPLETED MY SECOND CENTURY CLUB TONIGHT
After my last Tumblr/Twitter explosion of emotion I wrote a list of goals. One of them was not being an idiot for ONE WHOLE YEAR. So I’m going to condense all of my feelings into abbreviations: IFMMEGIWTGBWHAS. HADTWPTAGMSTAS. THAT WAS CRAZY. FUUUUUUCK. Going to spam music now.
I'M AMANDA BENEWAY AND YOU CAN SEE MY UNDIES......
caitygee:
nervousrex:
(via fucknoamandabeneway)
This is my favorite tumblr of all time
you’re ridiculous
you need to stop creating new tumblrs
who the fuck could hate amanda beneway anyway?
I’m up to the challenge. I’ll report back in an hour.
I completed the Century Club Challenge last night.
We’re going to do it again tomorrow at a barbecue. I’m pretty sure this is the only way to drink beer.
More Jeff!? I’m a mad man.
40% Beer? →
Hello, Power Hour.
None of my friends will bring me a smoke.
1) They’re all asleep
2) They live too far away
Shit.
I DO need damage control. Shots of whiskey go down...
“I LOST THE LOVE OF MY LIFE/HOLY SHIT I GOT...
This came on right afterward. Fucking. Glory....
I like to sing this when I’m drunk. Sing it...
THIS IS EXACTLY WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT. FUCK. YOU.
GODDAMMIT. MORE PEOPLE FOLLOW ME. ARGH.
Fuck you people.
Everyone always likes my “upset” posts or follows me after I spill my guts out on Tumblr. What is this shit?
nervousrex:
yourmercurymouth:
The King of...
Is it bad that I still want to get back with my...
Srsly, guys.
mamillionzillion:
Now The bus is full.. Every seat taken except the one next to me.. The last person to get on opted to stand :( feeling really self concious right now.. I didn’t forget to put pants on or anything.. And I brushed my teeth… What’s wrong with me?
It’s worse when the person clearly intends on sitting down next to somebody and they don’t choose you, but the seats right...
WatchWhoever came up with this idea needs to get some major CREDIT. Get it? Because of the credits? Ha ha, yeaaah.
Hey Mike
tranbot:
Is Saunders Farm scary as shit? Me and some friends are thinking about going.
It’s okay, I suppose. We got through most of the night stuff in an hour. =\ But I’ve heard rad things about Canamore Orchard! You should check that out.
Does anyone have any audio from Kudrow they'd let...
virginiaisforzombies:
lydiagallant:
(via virginiaisforzombies)
Give me an e-mail address or something and I can send it your way.
the weather is wonderful at hotmail dot com. (that’s all one word! Also it’s less embarrassing than my old one) Thanks tons, this’ll hold me over until the 7” gets here.
For future reference for the entire world:
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OH GOD I HAVE KERATOSIS PILARIS
FFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUCCCKKKKK.
But really, it’s just weird. 80% of adolescents have it.
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Commutilation! - Kudrow
Feels like a really punk...