December 2009
November 2009
The Swedes love me. I don’t think you know this.
Goddammit. Even when I try to buy shoes on the...
I’m willing to lose my toes.
My fingers hurt from trying to play guitar.
I’m no Matty Pop Chart. I think his power is in his beard.
I'm not sure what to do with myself.
I haven’t been awake and fully rested at 6 in the morning in a long time. What do I do? I’m obligation free until 4:30 in the afternoon.
You all have macs, don't you?
Met a punk rock engineer tonight!
Oh no! Twitter dramaaa~!
BE RIGHT BACK, GOING TO A BAR
Hoping the rumours of not getting carded are true. Otherwise it may be 40s and parking lots. Either way, this’ll be a good night.
CHOCOLATE CHIP PANCAKES MOTHERFUCKER.
Better than any American Thanksgiving.
I'm going to fall asleep to this tonight.... →
Ottawa Tequila Shot Night
Tom, Michelle, Mamillionzillion, Nlwhite, Jordan, Emily, other Ottawa Tumblrs. I feel as if we should have a night of drinking tequila in a bar. Preferably in Quebec (ironic, I know) so we can assure that we’re all legal. I’m thinking next week sometime. Who is intrested? When are you all free? Please reblog?
Guys, I'm Canadian.
nervousrex:
isawthesunset:
skaa:
does that change your opinion of me? LMAO MY DASH IS FULL OF CANADIAN JOKES :( just because I HAVE A POLAR BEAR AND YOU DON’T….
Sometimes I wonder the same thing. It seems as if a lot of Americans like to make fun of us. :I
Oh…
I never realized…
*unfollow*
You’re so HARSH. I am a Canadian.
TODAY I GIVE YOU PHYSICS JOKES:
How can you tell a live particle from a dead one? Check for a nuclear halo.
Why did the suicidal hadron decide to live? It found it’s meson d’etre. (I might be pronouncing “meson” wrong.)
Why didn’t the leptons go to the quark rave? They don’t participate in strong interaction.
What’s a particle physicists favourite kind of soup? Lepton’s...
I don't want to be a donor when I die;
caitygee:
spacecataz:
mercurypdx:
skybarn:
littlejames:
the idea of my body getting cut up after I’m dead. I don’t like the idea. I just want to be buried under a nice grave.
You’d be okay with while you’re alive then? I’ll tell all the kids waiting for organs at the Children’s Hospital that we have our first human sacrifice. They’ll be so happy that they don’t have to die so that some...
If you were to name an apartment, would you name...
I’m thinking Mordhaus, but that’s a little lame.
WHAT THE FUCK? HOW DID I NOT REALIZE THAT BUSSING...
HOLY SHIT.
Streaming Neutral Milk Hotel, Los Campesinos; and... →
iTunes: Go to “Advanced” and then click on “Open Stream”. Punch in this link.
Windows Media Player: Follow these instructions.
VLC: Click on “Media” and then “Open Network Stream”
Foobar2000: Ctrl+U
If you’re disconnecting often, fear not. Try the slow stream.
Man, that black dude who sits around singing david...
pertoleum:
How awesome would it be to be him?
Person 1: Oh, who’s that?
Person 2: That’s Druv, he just sits around and plays Bowie covers in French.
Person 1: Oh, cool. Let us engage in interesting conversations with him, he seems like an awesome dude. If we are female, intercourse may be an option.
Person 2: Make it so.
Who do you think you are? The French-Canadian Seu Jorge? You’d...
You keep saying "hipster". I do not think it means...
Life Aquatic Or Venture Brothers?
pertoleum:
fuck
Both are damn good. Watch Life Aquatic THEN Venture Brothers.
Listen to music with me! →
I’m listening to my “I Have a Hangover Headache And I Would Really Just Like It If The World Would Shut Up For a Second” playlist tonight.
http://99.240.253.31:25565/status.xsl
Direct link if that one’s being a jerk.
Oh hello there,
Just woke up from what can only be called an “over night bender”. Drank a lot of beer, smoked quite a few cigarettes, made all sorts of stupid messages. Stopped myself from making a lot of stupid messages. Now it’s late in the day and I woke up, still a little tipsy.
Awesome.
P.S. The weather’s awesome today.
Still drunk, still awake.
Sitting here hating my life in my friend’s basement. Glad my ex can’t see this shit. Still drinking at four in the morning. Listening to Bomb. This is what I’m doing. I had something meaningful to say but I forgot. Reblog with/or say what you’re doing at this very moment.
Let's say you lost the love of your life and you...
Mostly asking for answers form ladies and dudes who go the love of their life back.
I need suggestions for my "Best Enjoyed at...
Listen in!