March 2009
If you had to pick one person on Tumblr you follow...
I’d pick Fresh Prince because he’s athletic and stuff.
Strategy for an Entertaining Omegle:
philosoraptor:
Immediately ask the person to tell you a story. These people should be writing novellas.
“I hear you have a boner problem. I’m hear to slay your boner dragon.” A guy told me a story about a boner dragon. It was hardcore.
Scientists Grow Biologic Brain to Control Simple... →
This is the Father of the Uprising. Does this robot count as an android?
I'm so proud of myself
I remembered to bring water with me to bed! Now all I have to do is remember to not text people when I’ve been drinking.
JUAN BELMONTE
tomburke:
When his doctor told him that, because of his lifelong injuries and trauma, he could no longer smoke cigars, ride his horses, drink wine or perform sexual acts with women, he decided he was ready to die. He ordered his favorite horse brought to him, took a handful of cigars, two bottles of his favorite wine and rode out to his finca where he was met by two of Sevilla’s “women of the...
Mike McGowan vs. The Raging Hunger
Tumblr Followers, learn this lesson from me: EAT something before you go to the dentist. I slept in until an hour before my dentist appointment today and I couldn’t grab a bite to eat. Now I’m regretting it.
Breaking the Tower →
Suuuuuuuuper long browser RTS. It’s kind of fun in a slow zen way. It took me an hour and a half to finally beat the damn thing.
Dear The Smart People Who Follow Me,
Could you help me out? It’s math. I’m not getting it.
I’m rotating a vector 90 degrees using:
x’ = x*cos(90) - y*sin(90) y’ = x*sin(90) + y*cos(90)
Should work, right? Well check this out:
The white line is the original vector. Pink is the rotated vector. That aint 90 degrees people. =\ Help a brother out: im.mike.mcgowan@gmail.com (MSN/E-Mail)
What were you almost named?
philosoraptor:
calcium:
heyheylookatmypenis:
merricat:
I was almost named Hannah.
if i was born a boy, my name would have either been oliver or braden
megan. i don’t know why my mom went with crista. twere i a man i’d have been dubbed “steven”.
My dad wanted to name me Wolfe. My mom talked him out of it, unfortunately.
I was almost named Kirby. The first Kirby video game came out a...
I would kill right now
lolololita:
ohsusquehanna:
lolololita:
ohsusquehanna:
lolololita:
for a fat boyfriend
Alright, I have to know why a fat one. Oh, and how fat?
Because I’m a chubby chaser! No one under 210 lbs!
Aw man. Wait, what if they were 210+lbs but they were also, like, 7 feet tall?
Then they would be super skinny and I would accidently break them in two.
Unless they were skinny but strong...
I would kill right now
lolololita:
ohsusquehanna:
lolololita:
for a fat boyfriend
Alright, I have to know why a fat one. Oh, and how fat?
Because I’m a chubby chaser! No one under 210 lbs!
Aw man. Wait, what if they were 210+lbs but they were also, like, 7 feet tall?
I would kill right now
lolololita:
for a fat boyfriend
Alright, I have to know why a fat one. Oh, and how fat?
403 Forbidden, 404 Not Found, 418 I'm A Teapot,... →
Dear Scrubs,
synecdoche:
Stop.
Love, pilot.
Dear Pilot,
We can’t be Tumblr friends anymore. Scrubs has been great this season. Maybe you just don’t like Ukelele Girl ‘cause shes’ cute.
Love, Drunk Mike.
“This is Gideon. When would it be convienient for you to die?”
– The end of “Scott Pilgrim vs. the Universe” (via virginiaisforzombies)
Shivers, man! It gave me shivers! I’m going to try to scoop up all the issues of Scott Pilgrim tomorrow, or at the very least get a copy of Five with the shiny cover.
Sic Semper Tyrannosaurus →
“It could’ve used more car chases like in his Julius Ceaser report.”
Thoughts on the education system.
sasami29:
Shock and outrage rang throughout the school today when the principal announced that we would be sacrificing our A-day/B-day scheduling for a more economical 7-period-a-day schedule. My mom told me that there was an article in the newspaper about it, and that the student council representative that was present had said that absolutely no students wanted to go to a 7-period schedule.
...
nutmeg42:
Oh hey tumblr, I’ve been without internet access for a week. How have you been? Have I missed anything important?
I need to collect my thoughts, and then probably make a sappy post about how great this past week has been.
But first I’m going to watch THe Squid and the Whale, and get some sleep.
Pilot and Amanda saw BtMI and we exchanged Jeff Hug Stories. Kelsey and Chris still love...
Pet Peeve
scaldinglake:
IT’S AN iPod Touch NOT AN iTouch!!! PLEASE, WORLD, STOP
Old people are the reason we can’t have nice things.
3D Walker using the new CANVAS tag →
Impressive! I’m geeking out over this right now. I want to experiment with the canvas tag now.
“is swooning over the hug Jeff Rosenstock gave her”
– Amanda on Twitter
Tooooo awesome. When Bomb came to Ottawa I harrassed Jeff before the show started (and before he was drunk) to give me a hug and as we were hugging he was all “This is soo gay.” Afterwards I was hanging around the merch table making small talk with Neil and I saw Jeff and he saw...
The Reason - Defiance, Ohio
New songs coming out...
“is swooning over the hug Jeff Rosenstock gave her”
– Amanda on Twitter
Tooooo awesome. When Bomb came to Ottawa I harrassed Jeff before the show started (and before he was drunk) to give me a hug and as we were hugging he was all “This is soo gay.” Afterwards I was hanging around the merch table making small talk with Neil and I saw Jeff...
“Smile big, hug bigger. Talk big, act bigger. Stop judging do something, shut the...”
– (Shut) Up the Punx!! by Bomb the Music Industry!
Apple Finally Did It. The new iPod Shuffle has NO... →
Apple Engineers are hard at work trying to build an iPod with negative buttons.
“I hope that some1 makes an ‘app store’ for PCs.”
– Carles (via jakelodwick)
I’m not sure if this is sarcastic or not. I should point out that Linux sort of does this. Being able to type ‘sudo apt-get install myAppOfChoice’ and having myAppOfChoice install right away is so gratifying. All operating systems should offer a system...
I didn't realize how much of a stereotype I look...
lolololita:
Porkpie hat? Streetlight Manifesto Shirt? Menswear Vest? Checkered Backpack?
check. check. check. check.
God, at least I’m not wearing my checkered vans.
Czech czech czech czech, right? I have friends who bust out the full suit and tie for ska shows.
NOM NOM NOM (I'm sorry this is so directed towards...
lolololita:
My stomach loves me today!
Greatest and most intense food story I’ve ever read. Mmm, I think I’ll have to go out today and get one of those Starbucks drink things to go with a badass peanut butter and jelly sandwich for lunch today. Or maybe Chinese. Fuck yeah! Sorry I put it all behind a link, I wanted to save everyone seeing double or triple walls of text.
ohsusquehanna
lolololita:
I started following you on Twitter. I’m simonsaystweet. I don’t think you’d recognize me and I don’t really know how to use Twitter yet haha.
Followed back! Now we can read about what each other are eating. This is awesome. Oh, and me asking my friends if there’s anything happening that night.
All-Nighter again? maybe?
mtran527:
brandonsadkins:
I think I’m going to die 10 years early. I do too many all-nighters.
im playing third eye blind on repeat.
I’m reading old old blog posts.