April 2009
Things I've Accomplished This Morning:
Killed zombies (in Left 4 Dead) Drank three cups of tea (in real life) Wasted two hours playing a stupid flash game (the full version of N) Saw Jason Segel’s penis three times (or was it four?) Watched Forgetting Sarah Marshall (hence the penises) And now I’m going to go buy comics.
Apr 30th
nutmeg42: I hate it when I get so hooked on a show that it’s all I watch for days. It really starts to mess with my mind after awhile. Only around 20 episodes left before there’s nothing else to watch. This. This happens to me a lot. Lost, Battlestar Galactica, The Office, How I Met Your Mother. I’m just glad I get hooked on shows and not booze.
Apr 30th
DickensURL.com →
Tinyurl.com? Bigurl.com? Is.gd? Bit.ly? Tinyarro.ws? Fuck that shit. Dickens URL turns any ol’ ugly URL into a beautiful Charles Dickens quote.
Apr 29th
Apr 29th
CHRISTOPHER BUTCHER WINS HIS BIRTHDAY!
(via virginiaisforzombies) You’ll be the best twenty-year-old ever.
Apr 28th
I'm officially not going to prom.
yoholmes: potterspoet: mynoisyheart: This decision has brought a surprising amount of relief. i did not go to prom my senior year.  i don’t regret it.  it was high stress and i just didn’t want to deal with it. Hmm…Mine preparation hasn’t even been that stressful. Probably because I’m wearing a vintage free dress, and my entire outfit will cost $45. Woot. I went to my friend’s prom...
Apr 28th
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Oh, IYMI, let’s frolick in the woods. I’m digging Letters to the Moon pretty hardcore and I think I’m going to mail them six American dollars for one of their CDs. I need help coming up with a cutesy letter to mail to them.
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I'm turning 18 in 23 hours. I just giggled when I...
Apr 24th
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Colonel-in-Chief Sir Nils Olav →
Just click the link. You’ll smile.
Apr 22nd
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virginiaisforzombies: Matt & Kim fuckin’ naked! They got pretty fuckin’ naked.
Apr 22nd
Uncomfortable Plot Summaries →
nutmeg42: itsaparasaurolophus: davereed: A selection of my favorites: BATMAN: Wealthy man assaults the mentally ill. DRACULA: Immigrant clashes with locals. FERRIS BUELLER’S DAY OFF: Amoral narcissist makes world dance for his amusement. SERENITY: Men fight for possession of scantily clad mentally ill teenage girl. GHOSTBUSTERS: Unemployed college professors destroy hotel with...
Apr 21st
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Apr 18th
I drank on top of a school tonight. It was...
Apr 18th
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Things I love: machines not capable of music playback playing music. (via OffWorld)
Apr 18th
Dear Bomb the Music Industry!
yoholmes: I want to go to bed yet I’m on this kick where I really want to listen to all the music I have by you in my library.  So, yeah I have a predicament.  Help? IT WAS SIIIXXXTTTYY DEGREEESS IN SEPTEEEMMMBERERR AND THE HEAT IN MY HOUSE IS ALWAYS BROKE Fuck you, Kelsey. I’m doing this right after The Office. You’re a bad influence.
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Some good ideas:
BiggRiggs: A social news website for truckers a lot like Digg or Reddit. A legal version of Up the Punx!! A place for artists to link their free music. A Tumblr MUD for all you old skool nerds. Only one of these is a joke. You decide.
Apr 14th
I made Allison Weiss find Jenny Owen Youngs.
nutmeg42: virginiaisforzombies: yoholmes: virginiaisforzombies: What did you ever do? You are one humble motherfucker. It’s a girl, buy some pink shit. It’s a Rushmore reference. I’m pretty sure Wes Anderson didn’t put that in the script. “I saved Latin. What did you ever do?” Something like that.
Apr 13th
Mike McGowan vs Drunk Tumbling
Pilot, how do you do it without making an ass of yourself?
Apr 12th
Tumblr should know,
I dropped out of high school. I love every one of you. You’re all wonderful readers.
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Dudes and ladies.
sasami29: ohsusquehanna: I made out with my best friend’s ex-girlfirend (also a best-friend) tonight. Shit’s fucked up. Aaah. Was it wrong of me? my best friend is dating my ex. who was also her best friend. so hey, it’s whatever. How do you feel about that?
Apr 10th
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Dudes and ladies.
I made out with my best friend’s ex-girlfirend (also a best-friend) tonight. Shit’s fucked up. Aaah. Was it wrong of me?
Apr 10th
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Listen The gates rise up like “What’s up? You’re...
Apr 7th
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Listendavidtrawin: 7 Seconds - 99 Red Balloons 99 Red...
Apr 6th
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“Exchange.” A short film about making friends. (via IYMI) This whole video is amazing, from the story, to the music, to the cinemetography. The ending put a big smile on my face.
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Shit. I need a haircut.
tranbot: ohsusquehanna: Some dude mistook me for a hot girl with a nice ass today. I don’t know how to react to this. BAHAHAHAHA now you have your very own FML post. Heh, I submitted it. Let’s see how sympathetic people are.
Apr 4th
Shit. I need a haircut.
Some dude mistook me for a hot girl with a nice ass today. I don’t know how to react to this.
Apr 4th
Apr 3rd
ListenI saw this post and it made me think of this song....
Apr 3rd
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nom nom nom →
(via buyalex)
Apr 2nd
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Apr 1st
I need to stop having minor crushes for cute girls...
Today it was Cute Value Village Girl With Weird Earings. Siiiiigh.
Apr 1st