June 2009
I owe $265 to the World
jiiivejuice:
ohsusquehanna:
$150 to the city of Ottawa for boarding an articulated bus without Proof Of Purchase (I lost it. On that bus.)
$115 to Bell for sending 2500 texts over my limit this month. I need unlimited texts.
Owing money sucks dick.
$10 for shwarma on behalf of my birthday. Time is ticking.
I’ll buy you a shwarma on Canada Day. Or the day after, ‘cause pretty...
MIKE MCGOWAN WORRIES LIKE A FOOL.
What the fuck?
Sam Reich sent me a friend request on Facebook. Weird shit!
I owe $265 to the World
$150 to the city of Ottawa for boarding an articulated bus without Proof Of Purchase (I lost it. On that bus.)
$115 to Bell for sending 2500 texts over my limit this month. I need unlimited texts.
Owing money sucks dick.
Oh hey, because every MySpace song downloading...
Gift of Mercy or I Can't Believe This Came From... →
A short sci-fi story about humans from the perspective of aliens. The best part is some 4chan kid wrote it.
Corporate America makes pencils for the man with...
(via johnwilkestooth)
I FEEL ASLEEP ON MY AAAAARRM AND NOW IT’S TOTALLY NUMB I FEEL ASLEEP ON MY AAAARRRM
Help: There is a bug on my arm →
“Thomas Christopher Sinclair is pissed off like a bridge”
– (via jborg)
It took me a second, but that one is pretty clever. I don’t have the moxy to change my status to “Mike McGowan is Pierced like Brosnan.”
Apparently I have a Drinking Problem
Fuck you. I like it.
Drunk in a parking lot listening to BTMI
Greatest part of my night.
Cutest Vector Spider →
Cute Vector Dog follows Cute Vector Spider around and does Cute Vector Things when the Cute Left Mouse Button is depressed.
Attn synecdoche, johnwilkestooth and I think...
johnwilkestooth:
exspectator:
raptoravatar:
synecdoche:
ohsusquehanna:
delawareareyou:
synecdoche:
continuants:
Are you guys all real life friends?
Can I be real life friends with you too?
haha yeah we are. and a bunch of other people i’m too lazy to link to right now.
and yes you can, but only if you love PBR and hate your liver.
i want to be in this, too. i feel like i...
Dream:
My friend Kaleigh and I are talking about how we don’t know how to drive. Someone offers to teach her so we all load up into the car. After a couple of minutes and near collisions we stop next to a bunch of horses tied up to the road. There’s something about horses pulling cars and lending out books. Kaleigh sees some sort of Inspector Gadget book and steals it. Then I’m dreaming...
Attn synecdoche, johnwilkestooth and I think...
delawareareyou:
synecdoche:
continuants:
Are you guys all real life friends?
Can I be real life friends with you too?
haha yeah we are. and a bunch of other people i’m too lazy to link to right now.
and yes you can, but only if you love PBR and hate your liver.
i want to be in this, too. i feel like i could bring a lot of liver-hate to the equation.
Let’s make a pact....
Come be white trailer trash next weekend with...
jborg:
ohsusquehanna:
jborg:
ohsusquehanna:
jborg:
ohsusquehanna:
jiiivejuice:
ohsusquehanna:
jborg:
ohsusquehanna:
jborg:
jiiivejuice:
ohsusquehanna:
jborg:
(via jiiivejuice)
so pumped for epic trailer adventures
I wanted to wear a wife beater all weekend and smoke gross cigarettes and talk with a funny accent. Maybe it’s for the best that I’m not coming with...
Come be white trailer trash next weekend with...
jborg:
ohsusquehanna:
jborg:
ohsusquehanna:
jiiivejuice:
ohsusquehanna:
jborg:
ohsusquehanna:
jborg:
jiiivejuice:
ohsusquehanna:
jborg:
(via jiiivejuice)
so pumped for epic trailer adventures
I wanted to wear a wife beater all weekend and smoke gross cigarettes and talk with a funny accent. Maybe it’s for the best that I’m not coming with you?
Ya you’re a bit of a...
Come be white trailer trash next weekend with...
jborg:
ohsusquehanna:
jiiivejuice:
ohsusquehanna:
jborg:
ohsusquehanna:
jborg:
jiiivejuice:
ohsusquehanna:
jborg:
(via jiiivejuice)
so pumped for epic trailer adventures
I wanted to wear a wife beater all weekend and smoke gross cigarettes and talk with a funny accent. Maybe it’s for the best that I’m not coming with you?
Ya you’re a bit of a nussince. Pretty sure i spelt...
Come be white trailer trash next weekend with...
jiiivejuice:
ohsusquehanna:
jborg:
ohsusquehanna:
jborg:
jiiivejuice:
ohsusquehanna:
jborg:
(via jiiivejuice)
so pumped for epic trailer adventures
I wanted to wear a wife beater all weekend and smoke gross cigarettes and talk with a funny accent. Maybe it’s for the best that I’m not coming with you?
Ya you’re a bit of a nussince. Pretty sure i spelt that wrong.
Thanks Mike, I...
Come be white trailer trash next weekend with...
jborg:
ohsusquehanna:
jborg:
jiiivejuice:
ohsusquehanna:
jborg:
(via jiiivejuice)
so pumped for epic trailer adventures
I wanted to wear a wife beater all weekend and smoke gross cigarettes and talk with a funny accent. Maybe it’s for the best that I’m not coming with you?
Ya you’re a bit of a nussince. Pretty sure i spelt that wrong.
Thanks Mike, I will be stuck with steph’s...
Come be white trailer trash next weekend with...
jborg:
jiiivejuice:
ohsusquehanna:
jborg:
(via jiiivejuice)
so pumped for epic trailer adventures
I wanted to wear a wife beater all weekend and smoke gross cigarettes and talk with a funny accent. Maybe it’s for the best that I’m not coming with you?
Ya you’re a bit of a nussince. Pretty sure i spelt that wrong.
Thanks Mike, I will be stuck with steph’s smelly boyfriend now
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“Vodka in the morning clears your schedule for the whole day.”
– Russian Proverb
Come be white trailer trash next weekend with...
jborg:
(via jiiivejuice)
so pumped for epic trailer adventures
I wanted to wear a wife beater all weekend and smoke gross cigarettes and talk with a funny accent. Maybe it’s for the best that I’m not coming with you?
I thinks its about time I posted my namesake...
Fuck yeah, I finished a crossword puzzle!
Now to leave it on a bus seat so someone will pick it up and think that I’m really smart.
movies i've "procured" in the past two days but...
johnwilkestooth:
I’m Reed Fish
Star Wars Holiday Special
Tropic Thunder
Day of the Dead (remake with Nick Cannon and Mena Suvari)
Die Hard With a Vengeance
Galaxy Quest
Hearts of Darkness
Jackie Brown
Still Waiting
Jackie Brown was terrible, in my opinion. It’s like walking into an alleyway and seeing Tarantino and Sammy J having an awkward encounter.
Lessons Learned Last Night:
Zorrof is a terrible brand of vodka. Nothing covers its burnt-tire-and-vague-rasberry flavour
Bus beers (that is, beers given to you randomly on a bus) are the best beers you’ll ever drink
Every hit from the ’90s was awesome
Parks are fun after midnight until Emily gets scared
Y'all can now listen to Laura Stevenson's cover of... →
synecdoche:
virginiaisforzombies:
… and boy is the ending great.
I like hearing Laura sing “fuck” a bunch of times. Jesus that was awesome.
I thought I was a robot for a second.
Yeah I’m drunk. What of it?
Nobody Likes You (When You’re Dead) -...
Watch3/3 Kumail makes jokes!
Watch1/3 Michael Ian Black making jokes!
Watch2/3 Michael Showalter makes jokes!
