July 2009
ATTN: SHINYREDBALLOON and anyone else who wants to... →
johnwilkestooth:
Booyah!
Every episode. Have fun!
Goodbye evening.
My Family’s Role in the World Revolution -...
El Principto/Little Prince by Andrew Jackson Jihad
What We Were by Letters to the Moon
I’m so...
Things I Want To Do Before I Turn 19
jborg:
ohsusquehanna:
jborg:
ohsusquehanna:
jiiivejuice:
ohsusquehanna:
Get my G2.
Learn to drink responsibly. I want to be able to sit down with a 40 of whiskey and not drink until I drop. < Ya ok mike.
Get over my fears of heights and spiders. Not even being able to ride a ferris wheel is a bit ridiculous.
Be well on my way to a high school degree.
Grow a beard penis.
Beard...
Things I Want To Do Before I Turn 19
jborg:
ohsusquehanna:
jiiivejuice:
ohsusquehanna:
Get my G2.
Learn to drink responsibly. I want to be able to sit down with a 40 of whiskey and not drink until I drop. < Ya ok mike.
Get over my fears of heights and spiders. Not even being able to ride a ferris wheel is a bit ridiculous.
Be well on my way to a high school degree.
Grow a beard penis.
Beard == Penis.
So you don’t...
Things I Want To Do Before I Turn 19
jiiivejuice:
ohsusquehanna:
Get my G2.
Learn to drink responsibly. I want to be able to sit down with a 40 of whiskey and not drink until I drop. < Ya ok mike.
Get over my fears of heights and spiders. Not even being able to ride a ferris wheel is a bit ridiculous.
Be well on my way to a high school degree.
Grow a beard penis.
Beard == Penis.
Things I Want To Do Before I Turn 19
Get my G2.
Learn to drink responsibly. I want to be able to sit down with a 40 of whiskey and not drink until I drop.
Get over my fears of heights and spiders. Not even being able to ride a ferris wheel is a bit ridiculous.
Be well on my way to a high school degree.
Grow a beard.
So I just watched 500 days of Summer
jborg:
pretty good
That’s the movie I always asked you about and you told me that you didn’t know what it was. I take it it’s out now.
Watchmorgz:
Fantastic Mr. Fox trailer.
Wes Anderson!
So I was stood up today
jborg:
No phone call, no text, no facebook message… nothing.
I waited for about forty minutes and gave up, I feel like such an idiot.
That’s just all sorts of rude. Hopefully he has some really great excuse.
I invented a new form of the High Five the other...
johnwilkestooth:
ohsusquehanna:
johnwilkestooth:
It’s called the Satellite Five (sic) and what you do is call out the satellite five wherever whenever what the fuck ever and you just throw that fuckin hand up there and that shit bounces off a fuckin hi five satellite and beams that shit down to the other person’s hand and it’s fucking SWEET.
Awesome. Btw, beamed you a high-five just a second...
I invented a new form of the High Five the other...
johnwilkestooth:
It’s called the Satellite Five (sic) and what you do is call out the satellite five wherever whenever what the fuck ever and you just throw that fuckin hand up there and that shit bounces off a fuckin hi five satellite and beams that shit down to the other person’s hand and it’s fucking SWEET.
Awesome. Btw, beamed you a high-five just a second ago.
C'mooon Emily, what'd Kaleigh and I say to each...
This is all sorts of bugging me.
Oh ya and last night was golden.
jiiivejuice:
Got there (chars place in south keys) after work to find free booze for myself. Char, Mike, Chris, Kaleigh, MJ, her bf,Michy, Nina and I all jammed out to some….can’t remember. Chris played his guitar while we tried to tune him out jkjkjk he’s actually good. Char had a 40 of whiskey and mike decided to drink a good portion of that …no biggy lol. Mike ended up in the toilet that...
This week's sucked shit
But that’s okay. Next would will be better.
I hope.
In 2 weeks I've had roughly 108 beers.
johnwilkestooth:
That’s a super sadly low number. :(
Holy shit. That’s:
Eighteen 6-packs.
About $153 if you bought PBR from an LCBO
Roughly 8 beers a day.
I’ve probably had a twelve pack’s worth of beer in the past two weeks. I’m not sure how I drank at that kegger. I just now I was feeling good all night.
8-Bit Weezer. Fuck yeah.
Mike: you MUST book off labour day weekend. Tell...
(via jiiivejuice)
I’m writing that on my book off slip. “Expected to be in labour. Need time for maternity leave.”
“I have a feeling that drinking is a form of suicide where you’re allowed to...”
– Bukowski (via synecdoche)
I'm sorry Christopher, but I really do not like...
(via yoholmes)
Dump her. She’s not worth it anymore.
If I don't answer the phone, I don't want to talk.
Dear drunk friend, please stop calling my cell and my house. I don’t want to be rude. Seriously.
Fuck yeah. My name is going to Mars. →
Diary of the Living Dead or: Are you there God?... →
Great short zombie story about a temp stuck at his office during a zombie apocalypse.
Emily
jiiivejuice:
ohsusquehanna:
You don’t drunk dial very well.
that’s why tyler dialed for me
Well that makes sense. I figured that you weren’t really funny because I was drunk as well and when two drunk people talk they just make a lot of sense to each other.
P.S. Girl Talk isn’t playing at Yuk Yuk’s, I think. I was lied to. >=[
Emily
You don’t drunk dial very well.
