October 2009
September 2009
The fall flew in and fell on you.
synecdoche:
showerbeers:
It’s fucking fall. So beautiful to walk through the gray, overcast city, leaves crunching under my Vans, hood pulled up over my knit cap, hands stuffed in the pocket of my hoodie. I wore shorts all summer and last night I finally gave in. Fall has arrived, and with it, my jeans, hoodies, hats, gloves, scarves and jackets come out of the basement to spend the next few...
Jesus Saves (God Hates Us All) - Andrew Jackson...
holyy be glad i'm not reblogging all this cock on...
(via jiiivejuice)
Same here. You’d be surprised.
I don't bring my phone with me when I know I'm...
I wish I was this resilient.
VIRGIN METAL + FLUTE + PRINT + PONCHO + PACK +...
virginiaisforzombies:
Don’t Panic.
Don’t Panic = 42.
delawareareyou:
chrisyamashiro:
andrew jackson...
What award do you give to a cloud that rains with...
The team precipitation award.
I made that up.
Oh, and I got my ass dumped today. Then I tried to make her change her mind, all to no avail. So I mark this as the start of DEPRESSION WEEK. I’m going to post sad shit and mope. It’s like Shark Week but worse.
New phone
jborg:
need your numbers
jive & mike
613-794-MIKE. Text me post-haste so I can update you.
How bored am I in my English lecture?
jborg:
I am so bored I signed into MSN messenger for the first time in two years.
Only 2 and a half hours to go!
Today in class I really wanted to play Tetris, but I had no way of getting Tetris. So I started to program Tetris. I didn’t finish, but I managed to kill three hours.
I, Musical Genius by The Arrogant Sons of...
Watched "Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels" last...
johnwilkestooth:
dontcookbilly:
johnwilkestooth:
kelseymcardle:
I’ve only seen that and “Snatch,” but I kind of dig Guy Ritchie’s stuff now. Any thoughts on his other stuff that I haven’t seen? Anything worth mentioning?
No. God no. Well, Rock ‘n’ Rolla had it’s moments but the most “FUCK YEAH THIS IS A GUY RITCHIE MOVIE AND IT IS FUCKING AWESOOOOOME” moment was the intro credits scene.
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ROBOT DINOSAURS THAT SHOOT LASER BEAMS WHEN THEY... →
BEST FLASH GAME OF THE AUGHTS.
YO thanks for calling me back lol
jborg:
jiiivejuice:
you know who you are.
I feel as if this may be directed at me considering my phone died today and I haven’t charged it yet.
Nope, this is definitely directed at me. Or is it directed at all of us? We all suck as friends.
Bored to Death handles marijuana terribly.
What the fuck are they smoking? “One-hitters”? That’s one crazy well rolled joint.
COOL, MY GIRLFRIEND LIED TO ME AND WENT AND HUNG...
johnwilkestooth:
ohsusquehanna:
SOMETHING FISHY’S AFOOT AND I THINK I’LL GO CRY NOW.
BEING A PUSSY IS AWESOME HIGH FIVE.
HIGH FIVE. SORRY IF I GOT TEARS AND VAGINAL JUICES ON YOU.
COOL, MY GIRLFRIEND LIED TO ME AND WENT AND HUNG...
SOMETHING FISHY’S AFOOT AND I THINK I’LL GO CRY NOW.
Nothing is better than a freshly washed comforter!...
jborg:
rivsky:
jborg:
It feels so soft and warm, it smells nice…
IMMA SLEEP NEKKID TONIGHT!
I sleep nekkid every night
hehe
that makes two of us
hehe
I, for one, do not sleep naked ever. I kick blankets off sometimes and there’s no way I’m going to chance someone walking in on me with some raging morning wood.
I told this joke I made up to this kid at work...
johnwilkestooth:
“You know how we’re not in a Wes Anderson movie? We’re not walking in slow motion while a foreign language cover of a 60’s folk song plays in the background.”
He chuckled at first because I’m clearly that charming, then 10 seconds later when he got the joke he had to put down the food he was carrying to laugh.
FUCK YEAH. JOKES!
We aren’t acting like robots until a...
