November 2010
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Turn corner, shit bricks.
IT'S A FUCKING HORSE.
October 2010
Of course, I could always disappear.
Off the grid. Forever.
Fucking shit.
My dad’s going to die one day. He’s going to up and leave this conscious life. I’m going to be older, of course, but I’m going to have to plan his funeral with my brothers.
Not pumped. I know he’s getting old. We don’t discuss private matters, but I already know he’s getting very old.
Fuck. I associate his singing voice with Paul McCartney’s so...
I need to wash this make-up off in the morning.
Went to a party.
Girl asked to dress me up. Didn’t refuse.
That’s how most Halloween parties go.
Using Pictriev, I've noted the following.
All my pre-smoking days pictures list my age as 20 and gender as male.
Post-smoking: 30, female.
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Looking forward to being fatter and lonelier.
Daydreaming about Laura Roslin before she got baby/cancer crazy.
Apparently bananas make my lips/gums itchy.
thelittlestdrunk:
ohsusquehanna:
thelittlestdrunk:
ohsusquehanna:
Just straight up bananas. Nothing else.
I know what you mean. That’s herpes.
Fucking knew it. Shouldn’t have made out with that girl.
Or that banana.
Oh I wasn’t kissing the banana.
Apparently bananas make my lips/gums itchy.
thelittlestdrunk:
ohsusquehanna:
Just straight up bananas. Nothing else.
I know what you mean. That’s herpes.
Fucking knew it. Shouldn’t have made out with that girl.
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Apparently bananas make my lips/gums itchy.
Just straight up bananas. Nothing else.
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I'll be your killer whale.
Call me Captain Ahab ‘cause I’m going to pounce on your Moby Dick. You’d better have an Orca-ndom handy.
Strangely attracted to Gabe as Lady Gaga.
#the office
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The start of Season 3 is like an awful game show...
Or, “How Many Times Can Kara Stab Leoben?”
Or, “Count the Number of Fucked Up Things They Do.”
lavender-liar asked: haha you are awesome for posting those links! thanks buddy.
Doing the London Times crossword.
What’s wrong with these people? I can’t get a single one of these clues.
If I have a baby girl, she's going to grow up with...
I was kind of hoping that I'd have a great amount...
I had forty dollars worth of change once.
People on youtube arguing about whether pokemon or...
studentloansforbeermoney:
ohsusquehanna:
drunken-romantic:
SAD BECAUSE IT’S OBVIOUSLY POKEMON. OBVIOUSLY.
Glad we agree.
If we’re talking TV Shows you’re so wrong it makes my head hurt. I like my show’s with character development and plots that matter.
There is plenty of character development, plot, and mystery in Pokemon.
People on youtube arguing about whether pokemon or...
drunken-romantic:
SAD BECAUSE IT’S OBVIOUSLY POKEMON. OBVIOUSLY.
Glad we agree.
robshoy asked: Snarky tea games? Me gusta mucho. MUCHO :|
robshoy asked: LOL TUMBLR MEET-UP SLASH IMPROV FESTIVAL.
robshoy asked: You're absolutely right. Geeks make comedy great. Mencia is a hack. Dimitri Martin is brilliant.
Did you read the article the graph links to? Because it's absolutely fantastic. As an improviser it's something I can really relate to, and I think you'll feel the same way.
Did you read the article the graph links to? Because it's absolutely fantastic. As an improviser it's something I can really relate to, and I think you'll feel the same way.
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Ryan if you continue to hate on Skins Im going to...
studentloansforbeermoney:
veronicathenoseylady:
Don’t be hatin’ just because you missed the boat on a great show.
UNF
SOLIDARITY, BROTHER.
Never watched Skins. Or Jersey Shore.
Bill Murray. Bill Murray. Bill Murray.
Kind of hoping it works like Beetlejuice.
I want to drink whiskey with Bill Murray.
thelittlestdrunk asked: It's A-rab slang for cigarette, I swear, guy.
Okay, I'll stop.
But come on, really? Like, I can't call them cigs. I just...I just can't.
Okay, I'll stop.
But come on, really? Like, I can't call them cigs. I just...I just can't.