December 2010
Communicate more, she says.
-carolynsays:
ohsusquehanna:
Stops responding she does.
Yoda, you are?
Siths deal in absolutely, they only do.
Communicate more, she says.
Stops responding she does.
November 2010
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I love you cat, but you make me itch.
Please, can I just pet you and not have you stick your snot nose or sandpaper tongue all over my arm and hands? I can already feel it flare up with itchiness.
I’m like the pie maker and you, Bill Murray, are the girl. (Without the you dying when I touch you bit.)
My Mixtape →
hourlonghighatus:
I finally finished the mixtape.
Taken from this post.
Enjoy!
This website feels like Muxtape but uglier.
Bleeding nose, mediocre drunk.
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Chivalry is not dead because I executed it myself...
Disregard sleep; acquire kung-fu movie.
Going to watch Ip Man.
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Comprehensive table of hooch. →
Ordered from the most economical to least. Spans from Olde English 800 all the way to Bud Light Lime.
songjournal:
Survival Song by Andrew Jackson...
Netlflix, why would you have a movie's sequel but...
Eugh, strike that. Boxer Ice is now the most...
Significantly beats out La Fin du Monde by almost a complete bodine point. It’s the almost a buck a beer at $2.50/710ml can.
PRO TIP: Boxer Lager almost made me throw up once. Drink this when it’s ice cold and you’re already a little drunk.
La Fin du Monde is officially the most economical...
Currently you can purchase a twelve pack of La Fin du Monde for $24.80 at most Beer Stores. Much more expensive than most twelve-packs, but you’re getting the most pure ethyl-alcohol per milliliter than in any other twelve-pack. I recommend splitting the cost with friends and splitting the twelve-pack accordingly (halves or thirds work fantastically). The major advantage it has over the next...
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I made a lady turn BEET RED at work today.
She dropped off two films to process. First set was some sweet hiking shots. Second set was partying at some cabin and one frame of some young chick completely topless. Normally we aren’t supposed to print such pictures, but I kind of void the rule because of how easy it is to reproduce nudes from any other media that customers use.
Anyways, I hand her her first set of prints and...
AVERTED DISASTER.
Deleted drunk Facebook message.
SCORE.
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I like Python.
Totally shortened my get_blog_name function from PHP Tumblr Stalkr down to one line in my Python implementation of it.
To be fair there are probably an equal number of function calls.
I have a bad habit of opening Notepad and not...
Just closed, like, ten empty Notepad windows.
rikers-beard:
South Korea has reportedly fired back and scrambled fighters.
Shit just got real.
From Reddit: “South Korea is reported to have fast expanded and is sending 100 supply of Marauders to deal with the situation.”
Kim Jong il is currently ramping up his APM my click spamming minerals. Shit’s getting real.
rikers-beard:
unicorn-guts replied to your post: lochdawg replied to your post: I cheered pretty…
humpreet i love you
But remember to keep our deer leader always as number one in your heart
Our Deer Leader
Made a cup of chai tea.
Going to write in my diary and smoke clove cigarettes because apparently I’m a fourteen-year-old girl now.
tinybladder asked: It was a dumb and dangerous thing to do, and I'm never doing it again. But about the paper crown...why don't you want one? haha
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It's like the same deal with any series.
The Stargate teams pretty much have to marry within the program. The dinner talk would be weird.
Husband: So I closed the Peterman contract today! Got this nice bottle of wine from the boss. Wife: That’s wonderful, dear! I blew up a sun and stopped an intergalactic war between us and a race of energy beings. Oh, and these aliens that we befriended named their most advanced battleship after...
Harry Potter series from Hermione's point of view:
thewretchedharmony:nuclearmedicine:
Hermione Granger and the Time I Got Two Idiots Out Of A Crisis
Hermione Granger and the Time I Got Two Idiots Out Of A Crisis
Hermione Granger and the Time I Got Two Idiots Out Of A Crisis
Hermione Granger and the Time I Got Two Idiots Out Of A Crisis
Hermione Granger and the Time I Got Two Idiots Out Of A Crisis
Hermione Granger and the Time I Got Two...
tinybladder asked: what are you, jealous? haha, oh and i meant to reply to your question from awhile ago about me being arrested. drunk driving, bro. it was awful.
Place that I've seen on Tumblr that have snow.
Alberta
Tacoma, Washington
Fucking Syracuse, New York (So close to me!)
Fuck you guys. I’m going to go play in the freezing rain.
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Given my history of word play, if I was any super...
Nothing makes me more pumped than a sweet...
DOOT DOOT DOOOO.
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makeyourowndamnchemicals:
ohsusquehanna replied to your post: Worst part about being single?
I don’t think I’ve ever dated a girl who’d let me pay, unless it was all part of some secretly orchestrated master date plan.
The guys I’ve previously dated always made me pay for myself, and sometimes for them. So when I started the last guy, and he was like “Don’t worry, I’ll pay”, I was like “PFFT...
Good name for a techno band.
The Beat Farm. First album: Schrute (like Hurley, but with Dwight’s face). Bonus points for having a member named Moe and being based out of Scranton, Pennsylvania.
The awkward moment when you drink juice and...
Or when you drink juice and you inherently taste the vodka even if there is none in there.