February 2010
6 tags
Remember last night when I said I wished I had pie...
I woke up this morning to a pie in my kitchen. Came home tonight with PBR in my bag.
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A historical catalog of the times I've thrown up...
Summer of 2006: Mixed wine and beer. Made it to the bathroom in time to puke, but puked on the floor. Passed out on his couch and woke up to my friend receiving a blow job from his girlfriend. Promptly passed out again.
Summer of 2007: Went to a party in a small town and drank way too much. Went on a vendetta against Mortal Combat video games and threw up on my friend’s dad’s car and...
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Ned: I liked that you said us.
Chuck: Well we are an us, aren't we? We're just an us with special circumstances.
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mchlltrnnnn asked: Pushing Daisies is the best. I don't know if I could survive only being able to kiss the person I love through plastic wrap.
The only thing that loves me is my tea.
We’re wearing too many clothes.
– Chuck, Pushing Daisies
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I'd say my alcohol loves me but it's after my...
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I'd say my cat loves me, but she's just faking it...
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Ever feel like you care about someone more than...
I’m like a parking ticket waiting to be validated.
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oh man when they killed bowie they said the queen...
(via pertoleum)
Venture Brothers kicked off my love of Bowie.
Sometimes it feels like I wrote the dialog to this...
“What? You love secrets. You want to marry a secret and have little half-human, half-secret babies.”
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I want pie and PBR. Or milk.
There are two absolute truths at this moment in...
Pushing Daisies is almost too cute to bare.
My stomach rumbles for I am hungry.
pertoleum:
ohsusquehanna replied to your post: PBR, Venture Brothers, and Hamburger Helper
Nrrrng. I want Pabst.
I just finished a 24 off it to my self, I need a new beer.
You son of a bitch. We could’ve split that.
i like hips.
theycallmezulu:
foma:
readysetmachine:
so sue me.
who doesn’t, though?
Well. They get in the way sometimes.
So do arms. There’s nothing wrong with arms.
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WHOA. WTF. MY NOSE IS PIERCED.
nervousrex:
ohsusquehanna:
nervousrex:
ohsusquehanna:
nervousrex:
Hhahahaha i forgot.
Mine is too!
twinsies?
Maybe! Septum?
no! normal one =/
Close enough! Everyone should get their septums done! Love mine!
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WHOA. WTF. MY NOSE IS PIERCED.
nervousrex:
ohsusquehanna:
nervousrex:
Hhahahaha i forgot.
Mine is too!
twinsies?
Maybe! Septum?
WHOA. WTF. MY NOSE IS PIERCED.
nervousrex:
Hhahahaha i forgot.
Mine is too!
The eyes are the nipples of the face
(via nervousrex)
MALARKY! You’d be upset if I tried to nibble your eyes.
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me and mike are gonna get an apartment together...
pertoleum:
right mike?
ABSOLUTELY!!
@Connor
queen-of-everything:
I’m just gonna pretend like you did not insult lady gaga.
She isn’t all that great.
Love Will Fuck Us Apart.: ohsusquehanna replied to... →
ohsusquehanna replied to your post: mike do you wanna move to toronto, get an apartment and write awesome porn screenplays together?
… …
we could bring honour and nobility back to the porn industry
think about it
Detective Harry Snatch and The Dissapearing Pink Taco.
Someone’s…
OH MAN. Let’s just make all detective porn. Like “Hercule Poirot Uses His Pink...
Sleeping with a private investigator is...
Right?
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ashpocalypse-deactivated2011072 asked: We're going to talk next week when I have to do my next lab. I think I figured out what I was doing wrong. But I don't care enough right now to fix it.
Thanks for trying to help me tonight! :)
Thanks for trying to help me tonight! :)
I Am Canadian
queen-of-everything:
ohsusquehanna:
queen-of-everything:
pertoleum:
(via summercandy)
I’m sorry.
Americunt.
Fuck you, you’re Canadian.
Fuck you, you’re jealous.
I Am Canadian
queen-of-everything:
pertoleum:
(via summercandy)
I’m sorry.
Americunt.
Made coffee without checking to see if I had milk...
Used my last two sugar cubes.
No milk.
Soy, please don’t taste like shit in my coffee.
caitygee asked: THIS IS ME TALKING TO YOU. WHY ARENT YOU TEXTING ME? I THOUGHT WE HAD SOMETHING, MIKE. I THOUGHT WE FUCKING HAD SOMETHING.