March 2010
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I've been playing this game for the past hour or... →
Just destroyed all of Africa. You’re next, Mexico.
I have my fan on and my window open.
This is ridiculous. It’s sixteen degrees out. This is sweaty bus weather.
Mike
queen-of-everything:
ohsusquehanna:
queen-of-everything:
Negro.
Cracker.
Welp, it seems we have reached an impasse.
And still I pee.
Mike
queen-of-everything:
Negro.
Cracker.
ashpocalypse-deactivated2011072 asked: So I don't actually know what was wrong with the delete key. I left it alone that night and the next day I took the key off and just jammed it back down and it was fine. Then when my letters started going out, I just switched to Chrome from Firefox and everything worked fine. CONSPIRACY.
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I can’t believe Charlie Kelly’s beating Locke. This is amazing. Charlie should join Aldo on the island.
BRB, HAMBURGERS.
meat meat meat
theycallmezulu:
ohsusquehanna:
theycallmezulu:
artistabella:
theycallmezulu:
readysetmachine answered your question: How do you take a screenshot on a Mac?
command-shift-3 or command-shift-4 if you want to select a specific area.
okay. and then what?
and then it will be on the desktop at a “Picture (whatever number)”
definitely just figured that out. thanks!! :D
I’m surprised you...
theycallmezulu:
artistabella:
theycallmezulu:
readysetmachine answered your question: How do you take a screenshot on a Mac?
command-shift-3 or command-shift-4 if you want to select a specific area.
okay. and then what?
and then it will be on the desktop at a “Picture (whatever number)”
definitely just figured that out. thanks!! :D
I’m surprised you don’t just Google these...
I feel like Jeff Rosenstock wouldn't be proud of...
Waiting up late for a telephone call.
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opmuh:
the new Dr on Dr. Who looks like a doofus.
I think he looks smashing. Originally, his costume was going to go for more of a space cowboy look, like Mal Reynolds, but it looked terrible. Matt Smith showed up with a tweed jacket and a bow tie and was like “I thought this was more appropriate.” And they were like “Yeah. Fuck Bollocks, we’re idiots.”
You...
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hourlonghighatus asked: but if i dont go bitch hunting how will i brocreate?
queen-of-everything asked: dude. man. bro. i think we should let connor come. he likes four year strong.
caitygee asked: i'm kemi's wingman &amanda's our madame, so if you're going bitch hunting, you can count all three of Orange You Glad in.
hourlonghighatus asked: but broseph...im broseidon, king of the brocean. didnt brostradamus tell you? oh wait that was brometheus' job. shit. dont worry bro magnon ill sort this mix up out.
hourlonghighatus asked: can i join in this bitch hunting party? I have the necessary attire.
queen-of-everything asked: wants in on our bitchez excursion?
gee, i don't know. he'll have to prove himself in some way, i think.
gee, i don't know. he'll have to prove himself in some way, i think.
queen-of-everything asked: that's exactly what i was thinking.
queen-of-everything asked: sounds like a plan. let's get us some bitchez.
queen-of-everything asked: pretty sure, brah.
queen-of-everything asked: cause i searched my name and your 'we should be bffs because you're so awesome i just want to bask in your awsomeness' post. i'm like 'brah, if it means that much to you we can kick it on the reg.'
I'm pretty sure eating pizza is better than eating...
readysetmachine:
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misterfelder:
I’ve never eaten a girl out, or had sex, but…
With pizza, I get (intentional) delicious cheese.
And (tomato, not human) sauce.
Also, there is usually a lack of STDs in my pizza. Unless I’m at Venice Beach. Or in NYC some places.
And I’m also positive there’s never been a penis in my...
queen-of-everything asked: finefuckulet'sbefriendsk?
Status update on the body eating rash horror:
My left palm has been completely compromised. Back of my knees. Shoulders, neck, and potentially my nose.
I saw red itchy splotches on my arm. Check the...
OH WHAT THE FUCK.
My arms. My legs. Most of my back. My stomach and chest. Shit.
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I’m playing music!
Caity, you crazy girl, text me!
caitygee:
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my phone died!
Like, at one AM. HOURS LATER. AFTER I CALLED AND TEXTED A FEW TIMES.
fucking join →
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Do it.
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Caity, you crazy girl, text me!
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EVERY THUG NEEDS A CAITY: bobloblawslawblog: ...... →
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A++ *golf claps*
This joke doesn’t make any sense. George Michael never called Ann Veal bland. The picture on the bottom should be of Jason Bateman. Take that caitygee.tumblr.com.
i’m pretty sure the joke makes sense. as in, the reactionary shot of michael cera is only…
May I, ohsusquehanna.tumblr.com, interject?
hourlonghighatus:
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grasoline replied to your post: ohsusquehanna: pertoleum: ohsusquehanna…
ok what now why is 5.75 cheap, things in canada so foreign to thy shielded eyes
Tobacco is expensive as shit here
Same with booze. $8 for a six pack of Pabst here. $8 for a twelve pack of Pabst in America.
well, i have to pay $9 for a pack of camels here in NYC so...
Holy shit.
Open these two links one after another in a new tab. Don’t visit them, just listen.
Link 1, Link 2
pertoleum:
grasoline replied to your post: ohsusquehanna: pertoleum: ohsusquehanna…
ok what now why is 5.75 cheap, things in canada so foreign to thy shielded eyes
Tobacco is expensive as shit here
Same with booze. $8 for a six pack of Pabst here. $8 for a twelve pack of Pabst in America.
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ohsusquehanna:
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ohsusquehanna replied to your photo: I unquit smoking and my eyes look red.
What you smoking, boy? Viceroys? Canadians?
I felt like being classy so I bought dumarier
but my brand is legends
Dumarier! You dog, you. With the fancy pack and the ridiculously smooth smoke. When I’m feeling classy I go with Belmonts. Normally it’s Next. And I’ve never...
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ohsusquehanna replied to your photo: I unquit smoking and my eyes look red.
What you smoking, boy? Viceroys? Canadians?
I felt like being classy so I bought dumarier
but my brand is legends
Dumarier! You dog, you. With the fancy pack and the ridiculously smooth smoke. When I’m feeling classy I go with Belmonts. Normally it’s Next. And I’ve never heard of...
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I. Love. Star Trek.
theycallmezulu:
The new movie was legit, but I love The Next Generation.
<3 PATRICK STEWART 4 LYFE.
I want Picard and Riker to team up in a buddy cop movie set in space. It’d be the best space western buddy cop ever.