April 2010
Looks like I should start thinking about becoming...
Becoming a professional Starcraft player progress:
Not good. My current score is 1:4, wins to losses. My one win was just because the other guy’s connection timed out.
Seriously, Foobar2000? You're playing Faith is a...
Crazy coincidence! I should turn shuffle on.
Accomplishments today: Got myself banned "forever"...
What I'm falling asleep to. →
clitorisaurus:
ohsusquehanna:
It’s my whole library on random. Fall asleep to it with me?
Why are you falling asleep to shrill J-pop?
Are you serious! That was crack-rocksteady (Star Fucking Hipsters) and now it’s folk-punk (Letters to the Moon). I only listen to genres that have hyphens in their names.
What I'm falling asleep to. →
It’s my whole library on random. Fall asleep to it with me?
Parks and Recreation's full theme. Fuck. EAR...
I want it to fuck my ears non-stop it’s so good.
I absolutely stand by what I said about feminism.
We don’t need it. We don’t masculinism.
We need equality and fighting for one group won’t give us it. Can we PLEASE support equality?
I hate that it bothers me..
theycallmezulu:
shakeyourronbon:
When I watch T.V and someone is cutting hair…. And holding the shears incorrectly.
:/
This is how I feel when people are doing lab work without goggles on….
Seriously. This is how I feel when people “create a GUI interface using Visual Basic to see if they can track an IP address.” Ffffuu— doesn’t even begin to cover it.
This Mike is pretty cool too. →
(via theycallmezulu)
Uh huh.
The thing that saddens me about Tumblr is that the...
How does that happen?
Currently watching Star Trek. (00:35:00 in.... →
“You installed a sub-routine…”
Yeah, but, Spock? You never said he executed said sub-routine.
Donnie Darko fucking sucks.
foundittwice:
brosephosaurus:
Anyone who strongly disagrees is a dumbshit emo/hipster dickwad who thinks this movie is omg so deep.
Donnie Darko makes no sense!
I strongly disagree! Donnie Darko is a great sci-fi movie about time travel and consequences of alternate realities.
Seriously, someone fight me about this. I dare you.
Saw Kick-Ass last night. My number one gripe: Red...
caitygee asked: okay, i get that you're trying to get my attention by perpetually reblogging and responding to everything i write.. sometimes condescendingly. and i'm really sorry about what happened between us. i told you that already, and i meant it. but if you really want to talk to me, then unblock me on AIM and we can have an honest conversation. obviously it isn't going to change anything...
Harry Potter Spells and Their Corresponding Unix...
Accio: wget (Pulls an object to the caster.)
Alohomora: chmod +rw (Unlock a door.)
Avada Kedavra: rm -rf / (The killing curse.)
Colloportus: chmod uo-rw (Prevents a muggle from openin a door.)
Deletrius: history -c (Deletrius clears a wand’s spell history.)
Episkey, Reparo: fsck (Heal minor injuries./Fixes objects.)
Gemino: cp (Makes a copy of an object.)
Homenum Revelio: who...
Watching SLC Punk! and then JJ Abram's Star Trek... →
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Cleaned out my keyboard for the first time in two...
I now need to burn my hands off.
4:30 AM
hourlonghighatus:
i have like 2 slides left.
Whatever, its a good presentation right now. Be up at 9 for those of you who care.
I’M AWAKE. I was playing a vidiot game and the hours just disappeared.
who is your tumblr crush?
(via ohno-megan)
I definitely don’t have specific feelings for any Tumblr people, but everyone I follow is pretty fucking good looking. I’d single some people out, but that would be ungentlemanly.
foma:
ohwell-ohwell replied to your post: ohwell-ohwell replied to your post: you know…
is canada foreign now?
was it ever not?
I don’t think it is. It feels very local.
Other potential careers:
Professional Starcraft player
Vagrant
One potential plan for the future:
Obtain GED/Highschool diploma
Learn a language in college
Become a spy
Today I'm proud of myself.
I put text to a picture of an angry little girl and people liked it. I’ve accomplished something!
You've all failed me as followers.
ALL OF YOU ARE ON READERSHIP PROBATION.
I'm serious, listen to that goddamn song. →
If you know what’s good for you.
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pertoleum:
ohsusquehanna replied to your post: I’m gonna go to bed
You should read the Crisis Crisis of Meta-Crisis 5.
STOP COMING UP WITH SHITTY REPLIES AND WORK ON THE COMIC
Fuck you, my replies are witty and fuck you.
SNAP.
Ottawa, why are you snowing?
Really. What is this. Check the calendar, weather. It’s almost May. Australia’s probably worried sick. Go home.
IAmA Mike. AMA! →