May 2010
May 31st
azyrian:  ohsusquehanna replied to your post: GOING WITH THE ORANGE NO. BLACK. DAMN IT I KNOW. I SAID ORANGE BUT I STILL WANT BLACK. ASKLJGHLDSKJFGS;DKFGHADIFGHALKDFJHGSL AND THE BLACK IS $8 CHEAPER. WHAT? YOU ARE SO WEIRD.
May 31st
May 31st
Someone should hack this blog and post goat porn. ...
azyrian: sitthefuckdown: (via rachelzehava) excuse me? do you have a fucking problem with me? you’re stuff’s way more interesting than the shit she posts. At least you’ve personality. ;__; I just don’t even. Hilariously bad page layout. Hilariously bad.
May 31st
Oh, Susquehanna!: azyrian: ... YEAH WELL YOU’RE A... →
azyrian: ohsusquehanna: azyrian: azyrian: … YEAH WELL YOU’RE A CURLY-HEADED FUCK. YOU WISH I WAS A FUCK. I THINK YOU WISH YOU WERE A FUCK. YOU CAN’T SAY THE THING I SAID BACK TO ME IN A DIFFERENT WAY. FUCK. DON’T TELL ME HOW TO LIVE MY FUCKING LIFE, YOU CURLY-HEADED FUCK. I’LL DO AS I PLEASE, WOMAN. STOP BEING A FUCKING… JUST TRY AND MAKE ME. JUST SEE WHAT HAPPENS. IT’LL ONLY GET...
May 31st
Oh, Susquehanna!: azyrian: ... YEAH WELL YOU’RE A... →
azyrian: azyrian: … YEAH WELL YOU’RE A CURLY-HEADED FUCK. YOU WISH I WAS A FUCK. I THINK YOU WISH YOU WERE A FUCK. YOU CAN’T SAY THE THING I SAID BACK TO ME IN A DIFFERENT WAY. FUCK. DON’T TELL ME HOW TO LIVE MY FUCKING LIFE, YOU CURLY-HEADED FUCK. I’LL DO AS I PLEASE, WOMAN. STOP BEING A FUCKING… JUST TRY AND MAKE ME. JUST SEE WHAT HAPPENS. IT’LL ONLY GET BETTER. ;]
May 31st
azyrian: ohsusquehanna: azyrian: ohsusquehanna: azyrian: ohsusquehanna: azyrian:  ohsusquehanna replied to your post: I’m spoiled. STILL RUINED. YEAH WELL YOU’RE A CURLY-HEADED FUCK. YOU WISH I WAS A FUCK. I THINK YOU WISH YOU WERE A FUCK. YOU CAN’T SAY THE THING I SAID BACK TO ME IN A DIFFERENT WAY. FUCK. DON’T TELL ME HOW TO LIVE MY FUCKING LIFE, YOU CURLY-HEADED FUCK. ...
May 31st
azyrian: ohsusquehanna: azyrian: ohsusquehanna: azyrian:  ohsusquehanna replied to your post: I’m spoiled. STILL RUINED. YEAH WELL YOU’RE A CURLY-HEADED FUCK. YOU WISH I WAS A FUCK. I THINK YOU WISH YOU WERE A FUCK. YOU CAN’T SAY THE THING I SAID BACK TO ME IN A DIFFERENT WAY. FUCK. DON’T TELL ME HOW TO LIVE MY FUCKING LIFE, YOU CURLY-HEADED FUCK. I’LL DO AS I PLEASE,...
May 31st
azyrian: ohsusquehanna: azyrian:  ohsusquehanna replied to your post: I’m spoiled. STILL RUINED. YEAH WELL YOU’RE A CURLY-HEADED FUCK. YOU WISH I WAS A FUCK. I THINK YOU WISH YOU WERE A FUCK. YOU CAN’T SAY THE THING I SAID BACK TO ME IN A DIFFERENT WAY. FUCK.
May 31st
Holy fuck, this water is awesome.
It’s cold and crisp. Jesus Christ it hits the spot. My insides feel all cool. Cool like a jazz musician.
May 31st
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azyrian:  ohsusquehanna replied to your post: I’m spoiled. STILL RUINED. YEAH WELL YOU’RE A CURLY-HEADED FUCK. YOU WISH I WAS A FUCK.
May 31st
world-class menagerie: ohsusquehanna: ... well... →
azyrian: ohsusquehanna: azyrian: ohsusquehanna: ohsusquehanna: … well fuck. May is over. WHERE WERE YOU A MONTH AGO. WHY DIDN’T YOU ASK A MONTH AGO? http://azyrian.tumblr.com/post/434070102/it-is-one-of-my-goals-in-life-to-see-and-giant THIS WAS TWO MONTHS AGO. WHAT IS MY LIFE. WE WEREN’T BFFS BACK THEN. CAN’T BLAME ME. IF… GOOD. I LIKE MAKING GIRLS CRY. AWESOME. BECAUSE I...
May 31st
world-class menagerie: ohsusquehanna: ... well... →
azyrian: ohsusquehanna: ohsusquehanna: … well fuck. May is over. WHERE WERE YOU A MONTH AGO. WHY DIDN’T YOU ASK A MONTH AGO? http://azyrian.tumblr.com/post/434070102/it-is-one-of-my-goals-in-life-to-see-and-giant THIS WAS TWO MONTHS AGO. WHAT IS MY LIFE. WE WEREN’T BFFS BACK THEN. CAN’T BLAME ME. IF… GOOD. I LIKE MAKING GIRLS CRY. AWESOME. BECAUSE I LOOK AWESOME WHEN I CRY....
May 31st
world-class menagerie: ohsusquehanna: ... well... →
ohsusquehanna: … well fuck. May is over. WHERE WERE YOU A MONTH AGO. WHY DIDN’T YOU ASK A MONTH AGO? http://azyrian.tumblr.com/post/434070102/it-is-one-of-my-goals-in-life-to-see-and-giant THIS WAS TWO MONTHS AGO. WHAT IS MY LIFE. WE WEREN’T BFFS BACK THEN. CAN’T BLAME ME. IF… GOOD. I LIKE MAKING GIRLS CRY.
May 31st
azyrian: ohsusquehanna: azyrian: ohsusquehanna: azyrian:  ohsusquehanna replied to your post:Anyone know where I can find a field of tulips? Ottawa during May. well fuck. May is over. WHERE WERE YOU A MONTH AGO. WHY DIDN’T YOU ASK A MONTH AGO? http://azyrian.tumblr.com/post/434070102/it-is-one-of-my-goals-in-life-to-see-and-giant THIS WAS TWO MONTHS AGO. WHAT IS MY LIFE. WE...
May 31st
azyrian: ohsusquehanna: azyrian:  ohsusquehanna replied to your post:Anyone know where I can find a field of tulips? Ottawa during May. well fuck. May is over. WHERE WERE YOU A MONTH AGO. WHY DIDN’T YOU ASK A MONTH AGO? http://azyrian.tumblr.com/post/434070102/it-is-one-of-my-goals-in-life-to-see-and-giant THIS WAS TWO MONTHS AGO. WHAT IS MY LIFE. WE WEREN’T BFFS BACK THEN....
May 31st
azyrian:  ohsusquehanna replied to your post:Anyone know where I can find a field of tulips? Ottawa during May. well fuck. May is over. WHERE WERE YOU A MONTH AGO. WHY DIDN’T YOU ASK A MONTH AGO?
May 31st
I probably have 12,000 users.
I’m terrified. What do I do? This is new to me. I’m so excited and scared. I’m drunk now, but I feel like I should be adding features. Still, feature creep is bad. Blegh.
May 30th
Thankfully I didn't say anything extremely...
I still have secrets that no one needs to know, thank you.
May 29th
Just smoked salvia for the first time and had my...
Before I would just get a nice content feeling. Tonight, I smoked out of a bong. I can’t remember much, but I remember seeing a pinwheel full of cartoon characters spinning around. A bear face was the only constant and it was talking to me. I pulled myself out of the trip once and fell back in or something. Then I finally pulled myself out again and could feel a saran wrap type feeling all...
May 29th
Off to drink beer. I think I'll order a stout in...
Bad pun. Baaaaadddd pun.
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Bill Nye the Science Guy Explains How the ‘Top... →
theycallmezulu: foma: upsider: Bill Nye brings more clarity to the situation than any BP rep ever could, while rocking a purple and yellow polka dot bow tie. I want to be like Bill Nye. Minus the bow tie. Yeah, they’re cool. Bow ties are cool.
May 28th
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May 28th
I drank too much whiskey last night.
I’m surprised that I didn’t die on my bike home last night.
May 28th
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May 27th
May 27th
readysetmachine: ohsusquehanna answered your question: boxers, briefs, or boxer-briefs? Fuck boxer-briefs. SO UNCOMFORTABLE. that’s doesn’t really count as a vote, though. I shall formally submit “boxers” as my choice in this underwear election.
May 27th
Tinychat: Cook with me! →
azyrian: ohsusquehanna: azyrian: ohsusquehanna: azyrian: ohsusquehanna: azyrian: (via ohsusquehanna) WILL YOU BE TALKING? ONLY THE SOUND OF SIZZLING AND DISHWASHER SHALL BE HEARD. YOU’RE KILLING ME SMALLS. I’M 100% SURE I’M BIGGER THAN YOU IN EVER WAY. HEIGHT, WEIGHT, VOICE. WELL I CAN’T VERIFY VOICE NOW CAN I? CAN I?! FINE, FINE. HERE YOU GO: My voice~! THAT VIDEO IS...
May 27th
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MEAT PANCAKE COMPLETE.
Condiments: Ketchup, barbecue sauce, salt, pepper, lettuce, tomato, gazelle, peanut butter?
May 27th
Tinychat: Cook with me! →
azyrian: ohsusquehanna: azyrian: ohsusquehanna: azyrian: (via ohsusquehanna) WILL YOU BE TALKING? ONLY THE SOUND OF SIZZLING AND DISHWASHER SHALL BE HEARD. YOU’RE KILLING ME SMALLS. I’M 100% SURE I’M BIGGER THAN YOU IN EVER WAY. HEIGHT, WEIGHT, VOICE. WELL I CAN’T VERIFY VOICE NOW CAN I? CAN I?! FINE, FINE. HERE YOU GO: My voice~!
May 27th
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Tinychat: Cook with me! →
azyrian: ohsusquehanna: azyrian: (via ohsusquehanna) WILL YOU BE TALKING? ONLY THE SOUND OF SIZZLING AND DISHWASHER SHALL BE HEARD. YOU’RE KILLING ME SMALLS. I’M 100% SURE I’M BIGGER THAN YOU IN EVER WAY. HEIGHT, WEIGHT, VOICE.
May 27th
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Tinychat: Cook with me! →
azyrian: (via ohsusquehanna) WILL YOU BE TALKING? ONLY THE SOUND OF SIZZLING AND DISHWASHER SHALL BE HEARD.
May 27th
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Tinychat: Cook with me! →
May 27th
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I think it's time that I cooked up hamburgers.
May 27th
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My biggest ever "OH, it was THAT actor?" moment?...
As Young Simon Tam.
May 27th
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btw, michael shanks on burn notice was amazing.
readysetmachine: ohsusquehanna: readysetmachine: he basically played a psycho, bad ass spy/assassin, the exact opposite of daniel jackson from stargate sg-1.  so fun to watch after seeing him play the moral, nerdy, sometimes bad ass archeologist. Not to mention Victor is by far the best ”handler” type character Michael has had. I didn’t even know Michael Shanks played Victor until you...
May 27th
God, I hate Kurt Russel.
I just watched my first ever Kurt Russel movie and he’s just not. Not anything.
May 27th
btw, michael shanks on burn notice was amazing.
readysetmachine: he basically played a psycho, bad ass spy/assassin, the exact opposite of daniel jackson from stargate sg-1.  so fun to watch after seeing him play the moral, nerdy, sometimes bad ass archeologist. Not to mention Victor is by far the best ”handler” type character Michael has had. I didn’t even know Michael Shanks played Victor until you mentioned it, he looks...
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