August 2010
Warehouse 13 is like a cross between Ghostbusters...
With a little bit of SCP mixed in for good measure.
Why would anyone include text messaging into a...
Unless they have a callback number. In addition to the number the text came from. I don’t even.
Well shit, I'm getting sick.
July 2010
what's up with filipinos loving incredibly cheesy...
dirtywordsonadirtywall:
ohsusquehanna:
dirtywordsonadirtywall:
ohsusquehanna:
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Avril Lavigne and Hello Kitty too.
These are the things you notice when Filipinos make up a large part of your userbase.
I don’t see myself loving any of these things.
You don’t live in the Philippines.
I’m still Filipino.
I wasn’t debating that fact.
what's up with filipinos loving incredibly cheesy...
dirtywordsonadirtywall:
ohsusquehanna:
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Avril Lavigne and Hello Kitty too.
These are the things you notice when Filipinos make up a large part of your userbase.
I don’t see myself loving any of these things.
You don’t live in the Philippines.
H.D.U.I (Honourary Discharge Under the Influence)...
what's up with filipinos loving incredibly cheesy...
(via fermentedgovernor)
Avril Lavigne and Hello Kitty too.
These are the things you notice when Filipinos make up a large part of your userbase.
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Tea is best enjoyed by sipping or drinking at a...
You could treat tea like beer and chug back a couple of cups, but the effects of large amounts of caffeine in your body isn’t as great as having a large amount of alcohol.
If you don't believe in God, why do you celebrate...
fermentedgovernor:
jackinjill:
awwyeahgirl:
brennaisrenn:
O.o
I celebrate as a show of good will towards men, for peppermint bark, and to give things away. Free shit never hurts though.
the same reason bad christians do, presents and fun times
for irony. duh.
Tradition. As far as I’m concerned, Christmas with my family has very little religious involvement.
It might even be...
fermentedgovernor:
boygirlconvos:
Boy: Baby, I think I need a time machine…
Girl: Why?
Boy: So I can fall in love with you all over again
8=====D
Sorry Boy, but travelling backwards in time would only allow Girl to fall in love with you again. After you murder your past self and create a paradox.
GAYS CAN'T TALK APPARENTLY, PLZ, AZ IF.
studentloansforbeermoney:
boygirlconvos:
Boy: I think I cheated God
Girl: What do you mean..?
Boy: Because you know how people go to Heaven?
Boy: It’s supposed to be like that
Boy: But Heaven has been brought down to me
BOY GIRL CONVOS? WHAT ABOUT BOY BOY CONVOS? OR GIRL GIRL CONVOS? OR CONVOS BETWEEN TWO PEOPLE HAVE SORTA HAVE A TINY BIT OF A WEINER BUT ALSO HAVE SOME LEFT OVER VAGINA...
Flagpole Sitta by Harvey Danger
...
Skips on the Record: Song #20: I realized that... →
ohsusquehanna:
…
dude…flagpole sitting was a real endurance contest/sport of ancient origin which experienced a boom during the Great Depression (because everyone was poor, bored, and willing to do dumb shit)
Sure thing! But in this case, flagpole is a clear euphemism for penis.
…
And…
Fuck, even Shakespeare was a fan of dick metaphors in media.
SAMPSON: My naked weapon...
Song #20: I realized that "Flagpole Sitta" is...
loosenewleaves:
ohsusquehanna:
This song is about Brittany?
dude…flagpole sitting was a real endurance contest/sport of ancient origin which experienced a boom during the Great Depression (because everyone was poor, bored, and willing to do dumb shit)
Sure thing! But in this case, flagpole is a clear euphemism for penis.
Fingertips have memories, But can’t forget the curves of your...
ashpocalypse-deactivated2011072 asked: If you come to St. Louis in the next 2 years, let me know! I definitely go to school here and live here like 10 of 12 months of the year.
I have many friends over the age of 21. And Kim is 21, so she buys me stuff all the time. It's a good system. I'll be 21 someday. (In just over 8 months).
I have many friends over the age of 21. And Kim is 21, so she buys me stuff all the time. It's a good system. I'll be 21 someday. (In just over 8 months).
Song #20: I realized that "Flagpole Sitta" is...
This song is about Brittany?
GONNA GET NAKED.
-theycallmezulu:
azyrian:
-theycallmezulu:
azyrian:
readysetmachine:
AND HAVE A COMPLETELY GAY STARGATE MARATHON WITH MIKE
FIX’D
FIXED AGAIN
FIXED BETTER.
I’m okay with that.
FIXED FOR THE… worse?
ashpocalypse-deactivated2011072 asked: yeah, we're pretty awesome down here. you have to be 18 to buy cigarettes and porn and 21 to buy alcohol. and 25 to rent a car. which is random, but still there.
fun fact: in the state of missouri, you have to be 21 to text while you drive.
fun fact: in the state of missouri, you have to be 21 to text while you drive.
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I'm dedicating the next three to four days of my... →
Just starting Song 15/1000 and I think I can feel physical side effects.
ashpocalypse-deactivated2011072 asked: haha yes, i'm 20. i can too buy cigarettes! and porn! i just can't buy alcohol.
ashpocalypse-deactivated2011072 asked: Well yes, I realize that now hahah. Now I feel really old. And I'm not even that much older than you.
ashpocalypse-deactivated2011072 asked: i thought you were like 21 or something. you're so wise!
lochdawg-deactivated20110131-de asked: i liked your reblog, just so you know!
WHAT THE FUCK DID THEY DO TO GOOGLE IMAGE SEARCH
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They improved it. So much.
All images, no distractions. Hovering gives you details if you want them. Clicking gives you the website, a non-obstructive side bar, and the image you want in a lightbox (which makes saving it or linking directly to it infinitely easier than hunting for it in the page) and you can still see it in context just by closing the lightbox. To top it all of,...
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Really, do people actually follow me?
What’s wrong with all of you?
"Starbuck to all friendlies. Do not fire, I'm a...
Don’t mind me, just geeking out about BSG.
I love the war drums BSG had.
BRUMP DA DA DUMP BRUMP BUM BUMP.
(BSG SPOILERS)
I hated when Kane was all “Welcome back the Colonial fleet!” when clearly Galactic was looking over the entire fleet. Pegasus had no ships. Pegasus was an asshole.
Interesting dichotomy of Tumblr v. Reddit.
This post had four likes on Tumblr. On Reddit it had 142 upvotes. Interesting?
