October 2010
the only probably is
isawthesunset:
when i try to talk to him, he can’t hear me
Try sign language.
jiiivejuice asked: dear mike,
let's drink with tyler tomorrow night. Please don't run away this time.
let's drink with tyler tomorrow night. Please don't run away this time.
September 2010
Tumblr, suggest a movie to me.
I’m thinking about Network, but what else?
EVERY THUG NEEDS A CAITY: More late night drunk... →
chasingcoolness:
Last night, the girl who has a tattoo of herself decided to send me a text proclaiming that she missed me. I responded with something curt.
Tonight, it’s the same ol’ shit, but now she’s drunk (supposedly) and texting me Goo Goo Dolls lyrics while telling me that the reason…
I know I have a nasty habit of drunk texting Goo Goo Dolls lyrics. I don’t even know any...
Going to the casino with $20 to try to win beer...
-carolynsays:
ohsusquehanna:
Sounds exciting!
I kind of want to stay home and watch the season premier of Stargate: Universe.
David Hewlett will be on this season… He talked about filming for it. Ugh I just want to know which episodes so I can only watch THOSE.
Yeah, but, it got so exciting towards the end of the last season! Lucian Alliance! Blue aliens! BLUE ALIENS, CAROLYN.
Going to the casino with $20 to try to win beer...
Sounds exciting!
I kind of want to stay home and watch the season premier of Stargate: Universe.
himynameiscarl:
lactoseintolerant:
i haven’t heard a funny joke about canada in like a year
can you all just stop…
they drink syrup and hunt mooses
We’re all related to members of Nickleback and Wayne Gretzky resides at the top of our government as Grand Slap Shot Decider. He lives in the Peace Tower with the Queen.
I just tried playing Amnesia.
I’m actually a little too afraid to finish it right now.
I’m going insane, the only path I have left is through the dark. Oh my.
The Machine by Lemon Demon
I feel like Neil...
synecdoche asked: sorry i am taking over your ask box but do you watch breaking bad? please, please tell me you do. i enjoy being freaked out by a character if the writing is right. i enjoy knowing (and this is for both shows) that there is no way this guy's story will end in this episode BUT the insanely great fucking writing makes me actually worry for an hour, y'know? and it makes me rack my mind for a...
I can't let this shit fly.
I need to work on being convincing. I need to put my improvisational skills to work. I can’t let these old fucks put our world in trouble any longer.
I need to put my Tumblr, Twitter, and Facebook account out there so the world sees how common their problems are.
As a politician I will not be afraid of who I am.
I've decided that I need to become a politician.
My “fuck that noise” attitude may not fly, but it will eventually.
synecdoche asked: i don't know how to convince people to watch dexter (though if you're not sold after season one, you're terrible, sorry) because season 2 is the worst (thanks to a stupid character) and 3 is great but BUT you should stick with it just for season four. like, jesus fucking christ that season may prove that dexter is the second best written on television (after breaking bad!) and i...
Brainstorming on how to fix the world.
synecdoche asked: oh god oh god the parks and rec theme is SO good and during the first season when it was still AWFUL i would still watch it based on the theme
synecdoche asked: TOO DRUNK TO ANSWER THAT I'M SORRY ASK ME AGAIN TOMORROW
synecdoche asked: aha. yeah i still can't actually decide whether or not i liked it. i don't like house/cuddy because it ruins the best banter of the show (and actually, honestly, their "relationship" has always been the weakest point of the show for me) but i do think it was written pretty well. i think house has hit its peak (that "movie" premiere last season? SO good but SO...
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I've decided to stop using the idiom "Oh thank...
“Oh thank Thor” when something good for all man happens. A fire at a local bar is stopped, I will thank Thor for that.
If I want something disastrous to happen to something does, I will thank Loki. “Oh thank Loki, Bithface McGee got what came to him/her.”
synecdoche asked: HAHAHA THAT SUCKS SO BAD. did you watch the actual episode yet?
Fun Fact Friday: I grind my teeth.
I don’t know when it started, but I grind my teeth. Especially when I can’t fall asleep right away.
This is a new thing, because I smoked weed recently and it absolutely amplified my grinding. I don’t normally smoke weed. I’ve smoked weed before and this has never happened.
suddenly, lasers: I'm a bit of a noob. →
teapotsonfire:
alacar:
I lose 1 geek point for not knowing Mark Hamill was the voice of Fire Lord Ozai in Avatar: The Last Airbender.
And yet I knew almost all of his other prominent voice roles (Hobgoblin, Joker, Chanukah Zombie). He totally fooled me.
if you lose 1 then i lose 10…
Bonus: George Takai did the voice of the Warden in Avatar: The Last Air Bender. The episode where all...
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I've decided to compile a list of my top 10...
What’re yours?
So far I have Parks and Recreation and Adventure Time with Finn & Jake. Also Farscape.
Tonight,
A crazy Asian man taught me how to skateboard in the abandoned parking lot of a shopping mall. Then he walked me home.
Lost a follower.
juliedlt:
ohsusquehanna:
Shit, I don’t have Tumblr Stalkr anymore.
Fuck.
This is where I hack together some pathetic Python script to figure this shit out for me and then I distribute that to the world under the pretense that it will work for everyone.
So, I’m sure you answered this a million times, but…
why was Tumblr Stalkr banned exactly? It seems so stupid. I misssss it. :(
It may...
Lost a follower.
Shit, I don’t have Tumblr Stalkr anymore.
Fuck.
This is where I hack together some pathetic Python script to figure this shit out for me and then I distribute that to the world under the pretense that it will work for everyone.
WHY IS EVERYONE ON THE FUCKING PLANET A FUCKING...
I know a few non-idiots and I don’t think it’s coincidence that they’re my friends.
Can we please go back to being a mono-cultured society? We worked best that way. Our poor monkeyspheres can’t cope with Haiti tragedies and wars in other countries. I actually feel more concern for my local corner store attendant than some random fuck in another country. You and I both know...
Did you know gypsy is a racial slur?
NOW YOU KNOW. It’s offensive and fuck you for saying it. My poor, deceased grandmother rolls in her grave when you keep saying it.
The proper term is roma.
All my t-shirts were made by my brother.
He made me an Aquabats t-shirt.
He made me an extra Against Me! t-shirt when they contracted his company.
He made me limited edition t-shirts from his friend’s company.
I don’t own a single t-shirt that was made by someone I do not know.
My brother gives me the best gifts. Even if they’re plain American Apparel t-shirts he basically got for free.
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Mike's Adventures and Forays Into Web... →
shallowpoetry:
tumblrhackr:
Meaning Tumblr Stalkr can’t do its job. It has been fun, frustrating, interesting, and mostly fun. Thank you all (all 62,417 of you!) for taking an interest in my little website and I hope you continue to follow this blog because I might as well figure out another way to provide the same service.
TUMBLR STALKR ay wala na. haha. Nung isang linggo ko lang ata...
One day I'll take $100 to an arcade and finish...
With the left over money I’ll finish House of the Dead.
There has to be a law that dictates that every...
99% of the time, I pick up the left bud when I want the right bud. This isn’t a fact, but it’s damn close to true.
Shrooms.
All I remember of shrooms, the one time I did it, were the curtains. The fucking gorgeous, ethereal, beautiful curtains. My girlfriend (of the time) and I just watched them wave in the wind that that was drifting into her apartment.
It was my first time.
I remember scraping what she gave me off of a Mr. Silly book. Taking them, slightly worried about what would happen, but completely...
Floodwaters by Defiance, Ohio
Completely...
Weeds makes me sad that I just do not like weed.
What happened, Mike? Why can’t you be a goddamn stoner?
I drink and I smoke, but I smoke cigarettes.
I am so fucking Andy.
Loving a woman who may or may not love me back. The only difference is that she doesn’t need me.