February 2011
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January 2011
foma-:
hourlonghighatus:
from4chanwithlove:
thenwhowasphone:
canoe-err:
jakecanner:
just click play
MOTHER OF GOD.
OH MY GOD
I am laughing way too hard!
why?
tumblr is just 4chan several months late
The Internet has a food chain of information consumption and redistribution.
The Creators: Real blogs, news outlets, artist centric sites like Flickr or DeviantArt, forums like...
ASK ME QUESTIONS ASSHOLES.
There are three poweres I wish I had.
hourlonghighatus:
The ability to manipulate metal. Life would be much easier if i could fuck shit up with my metal powers.
The ability to teleport.
The ability to heal instantaneously.
Shapeshifting, mind control, teleportation or some other means of fast travel.
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Does anyone else find that they laugh the hardest...
All my best bits of humour are the unfunny ones. I’m a goddamn genius.
nervousrex:
i hate everything
Except cats.
So avoid using the word ‘very’ because it’s lazy. A man is not very tired, he is...
– - John Keating, Dead Poet’s Society (via paulavaleria)
He makes a very good point.
groupoftrees:
Reblog if you were born in 1970
I was born in 1970 and immediately swapped consciousnesses with a baby born in 1991.
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So Egypt, Tunisia, and Yemen are all rioting for...
I’m saving the galaxy from sentient machines. WHOSE WORK IS MORE IMPORTANT?
theycallmezulu replied to your post:theycallmezulu replied to your post: WHY DO I HAVE…
BUT I LUFF YEW
I AM LAAAAAMMMEEEEE.
theycallmezulu replied to your post: WHY DO I HAVE SO MANY FOLLOWERS?
your blog is just so damn irresistible.
This is bullshit and we all know it.
WHY DO I HAVE SO MANY FOLLOWERS?
STOP IT. STOP IT, ALL OF YOU.
I am not worth the effort.
paperworktodo asked: what's his tumblr url?
foma--deactivated20110328 asked: what do you want to know?
ipomoea-alba asked: do you have a nickname for your, you know
MY ASK IS EMPTY ASSHOLES.
LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL.
paperworktodo asked: THERE'S ANOTHER TOMAS!?!?! I FEEL BETRAYED!
how often do you clean the wax out of your ears? TMI enough for ya?
how often do you clean the wax out of your ears? TMI enough for ya?
WHY DO PEOPLE KEEP FOLLOWING ME?
rikers-beard replied to your post: YOU CAN DO BETTER THAN THAT.
maybe i can
DO. IT. UP.
YOU CAN DO BETTER THAN THAT.
foma--deactivated20110328 asked: man, i am surprised that 36 people want to know what i say. i cannot imagine having that many followers again
showerbeers asked: HOW BIG?
264. Ridiculous.
Ask me TMI shit, assholes.
arcadeshift asked: When are we going to get drunk?
263!?!?!?!?
BULLSHIT. NO ONE THINKS THAT I’M THAT INTERESTING.
Ask me shit, assholes. (I only want Tomas to ask me things. BOTH TOMASES.)
showerbeers asked: Ha, I love you and your new follower disclaimer.
I've received two new followers today.
Helpful advice: Unfollow me.
Or spend the next hour trekking through my post history to see if that’s what you want to see on your dash in the following weeks. I say weeks, because if you don’t you’ll surely see it anyhow and unfollow me then.
What I do:
Get drunk
Post sci-fi bullshit
Complain about not being drunk
Post songs you may not like
foma--deactivated20110328 asked: what do you want to do with your life, mikey?
I want to be that guy at the party who goes "OH MY...
Then I rip off my t-shirt to reveal a Ziggy Stardust t-shirt.
I've never been so proud of anything I've written... →
A short piece on why Pluto is awesome.