April 2011
Dying Is an art, like everything else. I do it...
This quote makes zero sense. Absolutely none.
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One day I'll be able to drink a glass of water...
It's weird how people change.
Last time I talked to my friend Dan he was a gun enthusiast in the military.
Now he’s still a gun enthusiast in the military but he also came out as a gay My Little Pony fan. It’s really hard to picture all this.
He wants me to watch the show and won’t let up on it.
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Dang, Fringe, you intense this week.
I'm pretty sure Chrome runs scripts (Flash,...
Fileserve’s countdown always goes insanely slow if I’m not looking at it.
azyrian:
ohsusquehanna replied to your post: …………………………………………..i like it. sept beer is laaammeee want to sex later on?
Don’t trust a man who thinks beer is lame.
this sounds almost like wisdom, mike.
That’s because it is.
Ryan kind of already said it, but it bears...
dontcookbilly:
we are celebrating centuries of inbreeding and oohing and ahhing at their pageantry and awkward fashion sense. In America we’d either call them hipsters or the mentally unstable.
They’re celebrities and we ooh and aah at celebrities all the time. At least the royal family makes a shit ton of money for the United Kingdom.
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Jedis are assholes.
Oh, you know.
-zombiemothra:
Drankin. Readin’ Fear Agent. Watching Landry play RDR.
Oh, you know.
Drankin. Watchin’ Mallrats.
People who remove text when they reblog are the...
I've never had it or seen it in person but I NEED...
johnwilkestooth:
Love you, foods covered in gravy.
I love the idea of Jake Day eating the food of the Quebecois.
Try going to a diner and asking for disco fries or something.
Oh and the douche who puts in an order for 400 at...
You’re an ass.
Fucking glossy paper.
Assholes are always making 300+ glossy picture orders and they always jam. Something about the paper and the mass quantities. I end up sorting and trying to manually dry around fifty to a hundred pictures.
horrid:
Every atom in your body has been here since the beginning of time.
Had the big bang been any colder, suns would not have been able to forge the atoms that make you up.
In the grand scheme of things, most of the type of atoms that compose you (carbon, hydrogen, oxygen, etc) constitute far less than 10% of the atoms in the universe. A good deal of everything is dark matter, and after...
rikers-beard:
ohsusquehanna replied to your post: ohsusquehanna replied to your chat: I TRIED TO GET…
Space Core: Dad, are you space? / Dad: Yes. Now we are family again.
SPACEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
I’M THE BEST AT SPACE.
tits-androgynous replied to your post: tits-androgynous replied to your post:…
it’s so gross/creepy!
Yeah, eyes creep me out too but when it comes to close ups of eyes its like “This is gross. Really, really neat, but gross.”
tits-androgynous replied to your post: tits-androgynous replied to your post:…
I love how pupils are like black holes. The iris is the accretion disc and the pupil pulls in all the light.
tits-androgynous replied to your post: tits-androgynous replied to your post: I think…
I think you’re just jealous that your eyes aren’t on the sides of your head
Not in the least bit. You are, though! You wish you had weird eyes.
londie replied to your post: I think hammerhead sharks are really stupid looking.
greengoblin.com/interna… come at me bro
That’s one badass fucking shark.
Prehistoric sharks will always be the best sharks.
tits-androgynous replied to your post: I think hammerhead sharks are really stupid looking.
UM hammerhead sharks are by far the best kind of sharks what are you talking about
I’m talking about common sense. Of course.
I think hammerhead sharks are really stupid...
Seriously.
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I don't know what I care less about:
mrdavidgordon:
The Royal Wedding, Steve Carrell leaving The Office or sports.
From the most care* to least care:
Steve Carrell leaving the Office
The Royal Wedding
Sports
belatucadros asked: "Michael Geist reports that a new Wikileaks cable confirms that the Canadian Conservative government delayed introducing a Canadian DMCA in early 2008 due to public opposition. The US cable notes confirmation came directly from then-Industry Minister Jim Prentice, who told U.S. Ambassador David Wilkins that cabinet colleagues and Conservative MPs were worried about the electoral implications...
thelittlestdrunk:
ohsusquehanna:
thelittlestdrunk:
ohsusquehanna replied to your post:yay, i took a quiz about which mass effect 2…
You’d be Grunt. For sure. Followed closely by Conrad Verner.
Okay. I can see Conrad. But Grunt? GRUNT? You goddamn give me 10 legit reasons why I’d be Grunt.
Ugh.
Mostly due to resemblance and similar personality traits (that is, lack thereof).
…I…I...
thelittlestdrunk:
ohsusquehanna replied to your post:yay, i took a quiz about which mass effect 2…
You’d be Grunt. For sure. Followed closely by Conrad Verner.
Okay. I can see Conrad. But Grunt? GRUNT? You goddamn give me 10 legit reasons why I’d be Grunt.
Ugh.
Mostly due to resemblance and similar personality traits (that is, lack thereof).
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Caity is a sexist pig.
Today I went to get a haircut but didn't get one,...
I got lost in the woods for ten minutes. It was very scary.
If Doctor Who did Tumblr:
another-nonsensical-blog:
I don’t see how any of this pertains to Tumblr.
belatucadros replied to your post: jiiivejuice replied to your post: Economy first…
do I see a harper apologist on your blog!? or am I missing context here
It would seem as if Emily is going to vote Conservative, or at least she supports Harper. Who knows how she feels about the Conservative representative in her riding.