June 2011
The Nixon on Doctor Who was pretty much the worst...
Great Nixon.
BOOBS
Look.
rikers-beard:
m-e-o-u-c-h replied to your post: wombatfractal replied to your photo: god damnit…
HEY HEY. I live on that penis too you know..
Humpreet, we live in Canada’s penis.
The Federation has created a net of ships to...
Why don’t the Romulans just fly around it?
zigzagzang asked: oh no I was reblogging that from my friend
different source
you see?
different source
you see?
So Let's Go Nowhere started to play on my phone...
It was locked and in my pocket.
Prophetic?
May 2011
This fan sucks.
It’s just blowing warm air at me.
pluralities asked: Thx, bro.
i like boys a lot
BOYS ARE GROSS.
"Darling, you remain as aesthetically pleasing as...
This is the greatest episode.
"You are much more than a variable. I have...
Data, you dog, you.
"A very passionate kiss in the torpedo bay."
Data, is that a euphemism?
I THINK THIS IS THE EPISODE WHERE DATA BONES A...
AW FUCK. ROMULAN WAR BIRD.
BUZZ DESTROYER.
Geordi is chilling in shuttle craft, drinking, and...
I want to be him when I grow up.
Why am I watching Kingdom of the Crystal Skull?
subwaytovenus:
ohsusquehanna:
subwaytovenus:
Go away, Shia.
Just…go.
Because other than Shia LaBeouf, it’s a pretty good Indy movie.
No.
Yep!
White girl problems.
caitygee replied to your post: OH GROSS. DR. CRUSHER’S BEEN MACKING IT WITH A PARASITE.
I HATE WHEN THAT HAPPENS.
Right?
OH GROSS. DR. CRUSHER'S BEEN MACKING IT WITH A...
Why am I watching Kingdom of the Crystal Skull?
subwaytovenus:
Go away, Shia.
Just…go.
Because other than Shia LaBeouf, it’s a pretty good Indy movie.
caitygee asked: heads up: i woke up like an hour ago &i can't find my phone. go on AIM!
If I were aboard the Enterprise I'd never be able...
Knowing full well that Q is probably watching.
I think it's adorable that little kids' concept of...
Short hair means you’re a boy, long hair means you’re a girl.
Remarkably, some adults still follow this logic. I’m always baffled when I get ma’am’d at work.
mchlltrn replied to your post: The problem with having a very deep voice is
I know I’m offending when you talk to me.
Everyone but Michelle thinks deep voices are sexy.
The problem with having a very deep voice is
People point it out to you, as if you were completely unaware.
Most will often suggest that you do radio. It’s like tall people being told that they should play basketball.
Sometimes people think you’re putting on a fake voice and sometimes those people get very upset that you’re “mocking” them. These people are ridiculous.
azyrian:
ohsusquehanna replied to your video: n3rd
Quick! Tell us all about how you love Star Wars and show us your collection of Star Trek t-shirts.
i would but i have too many for all the n3rd boyz 2 handle
Then at least explain to us how good you are at Call of Duty!
michaelmcgee replied to your post: An open letter to Steven Moffat,
So there wasn’t a new Doctor Who episode tonight? I just caught up this morning and was SO excited to see it! Then nothing…
BBC America is airing tonight’s episode next Saturday. But next Saturday is the mid-season finale. I don’t know if BBCA is going to do back to back episodes or what.
An open letter to Steven Moffat,
Only assholes do mid-season breaks. Don’t be an asshole. Stop that.
johnwilkestooth:
wombatfractal:
the new pirates of the Caribbean movies was literally the worst thing ever created
I paid ten fucking dollars for a ticket and I ended up walking out an hour and a half in
I was stoned as fuck but even drugs couldn’t cure the horrible effort the producers of that movie put into making it
0.1/10
Woah bro you joshin aitn no way you were high and walked out of...
Oh, Susquehanna!: zigzagzang: abigailsparty... →
zigzagzang:
zigzagzang:
abigailsparty replied to your post: why the fuck do I have to take a personality test…
The worst ones are the scenario based multi-choice tests on job applications. They always have random scenarios like “A man pulls out a gun in the middle of the bakery. What do…
or sometimes you apply for a job that takes you for a total fucking idiot.
Eclairs. Definitely...
zigzagzang:
abigailsparty replied to your post: why the fuck do I have to take a personality test…
The worst ones are the scenario based multi-choice tests on job applications. They always have random scenarios like “A man pulls out a gun in the middle of the bakery. What do you do? A Call your manager B Call the police C GRAB A HUMAN SHEILD”
who the fuck pulls a gun out in the middle of a...
scaldinglake:
Google translate auto detects the language of the text in my clipboard before I paste it, I’m not sure how I feel about this
Every website you go to can look at what’s on your clipboard and I think they can modify the contents too.
Oh God, what if websites start injecting text ads into your clipboard?
redneckzilla asked: People who listen to Buck 65 are the Pier One Imports of people. Also, how dare you denigrate homefries? YOU GET THE FUCK OUT OF THE INTERNET.
Speaking of which, I'd love to see Worf in Romeo...
Star Trek: TNG has this beautiful idea
That 16th century art is still worthy of retelling.
I wish. It may not be the case.