July 2011
Superman loves alliterations
Lex Luthor
Lionel Luther
Lana Lang
Lois Lane
Aaron Ashmore
Clark Kent
Zod Zamboni
Clark Kent uses his heat vision by getting horny.
June 2011
Also, don't play music or take a call while...
Seriously.
I have far too many opinions on public washrooms.
It’s completely unnecessary to breathe like you just ran a marathon when standing next to me.
36chamberz:
I require a girlfriend to help me choose new clothes and tell me what I look good in since I have a job interview coming up for my previous job. Apply within!
Last time I needed to buy glasses, I went with what my girlfriend suggested. Every other time I’ve needed glasses, I had no girlfriends to guide me. I’ve gotten the same style. Every time.
I have a Canada Day dilema.
Do I go out and do shit or do I stay in? It’s a day off. Though, if I take an early shift on Saturday I can have Sunday off as well.
jiiivejuice replied to your link: There are surprisingly few women inventors.
wikipedia LOL
What about it?
There are surprisingly few women inventors. →
But a fuck ton of lady scientists.
Smallville has EVERYONE.
Last episode was Seth Cohen. Heard he was popular.
This episode has Chief Tyrol.
Dr. Chang from Lost was in a few episodes.
Cliche funeral in the rain.
It’s like no television character bothers to check the weather.
Fucking exhausted.
lizbee replied to your photo: The top ten search keywords that have brought…
hahahahah! how did you find this out?
Use Google Analytics! You sign up, register a site, then put the provided javascript into your blog.
HAS ANYONE ELSE EVER FELT THE NEED TO WEAR A...
rikers-beard:
i am confused by current level of comfort
I always wear a hoodie or a flannel button up. Every day.
tinybladder asked: I sang all the words to Oh, Susquehanna! at the Defiance, Ohio show in Philly for you. :)
I want to marry someone who will get drunk with me...
caitygee:
ohsusquehanna:
Or basically just whenever we decide it’s a good idea.
Which is always.
oh hai guize alcoholism is really ~*romantic*~.
I didn’t say anything about alcoholism.
Apparently there was a tornado in west...
And I had no idea.
I want to marry someone who will get drunk with me...
Or basically just whenever we decide it’s a good idea.
Which is always.
I feel like I should start a TVHangover for...
If I got drunk enough, there would be a lot to say about Smallville and early Stargate SG-1.
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I'm not even that drunk and I made a drunk...
I bought a lithograph. I’m still not really sure what a lithograph is.
But it sounded cool.
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icodeforlove:
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Come a zombie apocalypse, I'm prepared to be drunk...
I’ll die of liver failure before a zombie takes me.
Smallville is crazy. How can Lex and Clark be...
watching paranormal activity
azyrian:
can’t decide if want to shit pants
I get drunk. I can’t do scary things unless I’m drunk.
I only play Amensia drunk. Last horror movie I watched I watched it drunk.
himynameiscarl:
angrywithbeige:
why do gays even want to be able to get married? marriage is retarded
oh actually never mind i guess it makes sense then, since gays are all retarded
in before shitstorm
Not sure if serious or trying to be ironic.
According to physics, after hard day at work, I...
How is that Lana Lang attracts all the crazies?
"I promise I'm not a criminal mastermind."
- Lex Luthor
Nice try, Lex.
Smallville's apparent formula:
Average person with a flaw becomes superhuman, Clark confronts them in the end, but first the first part of the confrontation he is somehow exposed to kryptonite leaving him seemingly weak and helpless. Then he beats up the bad guy.
himynameiscarl:
jauwtheliar:
for example, did you know there are more than two feelings?
hungry
horny
??????
I’m assuming the third is “hongry” and doesn’t really count.
Also "painappuru" is really funny.
WatchA talk about giving our food meta data and creating systems that allow us to better manage our diets using food with meta data. Coolest thing I’ve seen all day, and I’ve been on Reddit.
Typical '90s television show.
Main characters hang out in Starbucks-like coffee shop and listen to alt rock and skate punk.
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