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nervousrex:

creativepeoplemustbestopped:

Me And Julio Down By The Schoolyard-As preformed by Streetlight Manifesto

Oh God yes.

nervousrex:

sorryimlate:

THE MOST METAL POSE OF ALL TIME
Oh, wait…
What the…

OH NO

I want to a ska show once at The Bayou and of the five bands playing, one of them was a psycho billy band. It was a fantastic performance. The double-bassist stood on his bass while he was playing it like a ninja and the lead singer kept stripping off clothes until he was completely naked. They had dancers on stage who did nothing but dance and undress the lead singer.
I met the lead singer after the show and I had nothing to say to him but “I liked your band! And… uh… you have a nice dick?”

nervousrex:

sorryimlate:

THE MOST METAL POSE OF ALL TIME

Oh, wait…

What the…

OH NO

I want to a ska show once at The Bayou and of the five bands playing, one of them was a psycho billy band. It was a fantastic performance. The double-bassist stood on his bass while he was playing it like a ninja and the lead singer kept stripping off clothes until he was completely naked. They had dancers on stage who did nothing but dance and undress the lead singer.

I met the lead singer after the show and I had nothing to say to him but “I liked your band! And… uh… you have a nice dick?”

synecdoche asked: WAIT WHAT? $18 for 12 PBRs? is this some weird canadian money exchange thing because you guys use monopoly money or something? i used to get PBR 12s for $7.11. i think they raised it to like, $8 now but jesus christ, that's nuts.

The Canadian and American dollar are pretty close these days ($8 USD is $8.22 CAD). It’s just that our liquor and tobacco laws are ridiculous. I didn’t know they were that ridiculous, though. I’m sad now and I need a beer, but it’s too expensive.

triphop:

ohsusquehanna:

johnwilkestooth:

triphop:

i’m too good at this game that’s my problem

I……I wanna play this.  I MUST PLAY THIS.

One of my favourite games of all time. This guy sucks at it.

gee thanks

You fell into the hole and now the princess is being raped and tortured. Good job, hero.

johnwilkestooth:

triphop:

i’m too good at this game that’s my problem

I……I wanna play this.  I MUST PLAY THIS.

One of my favourite games of all time. This guy sucks at it.

foma-deactivated20100310 asked: animal, vegetable, or mineral?

On my sandwich? All three. Some sort of meat, lettuce, condiments, and salt.

P.S. I’m an idiot.

Vegetable, technically. 1/20

"Nipples are more like potentiometers. The more I turn them, the more resistance I encounter."
Reddit

theycallmezulu asked: hahah it's okay. thanks though :)

Good luck with that!

theycallmezulu asked: :/
frustration ensues.

Hmm. I’m pretty useless without the instructions and the script. Hit your computer? Turn it off and on? Hit on your computer so it gets turned on?

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