Oh, Susquehanna!

Happy Gratuitous Picture Of Yourself Wednesday! Here’s the most recent picture of me, on the far left with the finger obscuring part of my face. This picture was taken shortly before consuming 23 oz of whiskey. After consuming said whiskey, I promplty lapsed into — what a I believe was — a texting-napping daze. After an unkown number of hours, Jordan told us alkies that we ought to book it. Believing he was a manifestation of Thor, I heeded his advice and clung onto his arm for dear life. Then I made fun of Emily so much that she left. All in all, what I learned this May Two-Four weekend was this: I should stop buying 26s of whiskey and I should give people my phone when I’m drinking. I also shouldn’t make fun of people, unless I want them to leave. I also need better pictures.

Happy Gratuitous Picture Of Yourself Wednesday! Here’s the most recent picture of me, on the far left with the finger obscuring part of my face.

This picture was taken shortly before consuming 23 oz of whiskey. After consuming said whiskey, I promplty lapsed into — what a I believe was — a texting-napping daze. After an unkown number of hours, Jordan told us alkies that we ought to book it. Believing he was a manifestation of Thor, I heeded his advice and clung onto his arm for dear life. Then I made fun of Emily so much that she left.

All in all, what I learned this May Two-Four weekend was this: I should stop buying 26s of whiskey and I should give people my phone when I’m drinking. I also shouldn’t make fun of people, unless I want them to leave. I also need better pictures.

3 years agoNotes