All my t-shirts were made by my brother.
He made me an Aquabats t-shirt.
He made me an extra Against Me! t-shirt when they contracted his company.
He made me limited edition t-shirts from his friend’s company.
I don’t own a single t-shirt that was made by someone I do not know.
My brother gives me the best gifts. Even if they’re plain American Apparel t-shirts he basically got for free.
War hero, physics professor, liar.