Oh, Susquehanna!

synecdoche: i don't know how to convince people to watch dexter (though if you're not sold after season one, you're terrible, sorry) because season 2 is the worst (thanks to a stupid character) and 3 is great but BUT you should stick with it just for season four. like, jesus fucking christ that season may prove that dexter is the second best written on television (after breaking bad!) and i watched most of it with my hands in front of my eyes and freaking out and legitimately worried about dexter and i don't know, i like television that makes me panicky, i guess, ugh let's talk about tv when i'm sober

Honestly, that’s why I don’t like Dexter. I don’t enjoy being freaked out for a character, even though it will all turn out the best for him.

This is why I liked Stargate and shit. I know they’re genuinely fucked and I couldn’t possibly imagine how they’d get out of a situation. Then they’d pull something out of their asses that I should’v seen episodes ago. Sometimes, for that show, it’d be a deus machina, sometimes it would be well set up. For Dexter it’s always chance.