EVERY THUG NEEDS A CAITY: More late night drunk texts →
Last night, the girl who has a tattoo of herself decided to send me a text proclaiming that she missed me. I responded with something curt.
Tonight, it’s the same ol’ shit, but now she’s drunk (supposedly) and texting me Goo Goo Dolls lyrics while telling me that the reason…
I know I have a nasty habit of drunk texting Goo Goo Dolls lyrics. I don’t even know any of their lyrics! It’s really just a cry for help.
War hero, physics professor, liar.