Oh, Susquehanna!

zigzagzang:

nowaitninjas:

what if real life was like the sims and you could go up to someone cute and just hit a button that said “flirt” repeatedly until they finally had sex with you

or like in Fable where all you have to do is dance and whistle and fart

Or like in Half Life where you don’t have to say a thing and all the chicks dig you.

(Source: misanderysoncooper)

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    That would definitely help the huge void in which is my sex life. Js.
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