Oh, Susquehanna!

sasami29:

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jiiivejuice:

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I can’t take her seriously when she uses too many dots in her ellipsis. Either it’s three or it’s grammatically incorrect.

Gramatically incorrect according to WHITE MAN. Shush white man.

Being 1/32nd Cherokee, I believe I am in more of a position to hate on the white man than you. Step off, whitey. Take your disease ridden explorers elsewhere.

Being 1/16th Cherokee, I believe I am in more of a position to mention that officially, ellipses really should only be used in case of an omission of words in a quotation or to signify somebody’s speech trailing off. A semicolon would have been more appropriate.

Being 1/16th Romani, I believe I am in no way more of a position to mention that officially, ellipsis can be used to indicate a pause in speech. [source]

Being a certified child prodigy, I believe that we are both wrong, and an ellipse is a conic section.

Being a high school drop out, I believe that that is once again wrong, and an ellipsis is simply a English language concept and thus has a subjective definition.