Come be white trailer trash next weekend with jborg and I!
(via jiiivejuice)
so pumped for epic trailer adventures
I wanted to wear a wife beater all weekend and smoke gross cigarettes and talk with a funny accent. Maybe it’s for the best that I’m not coming with you?
Ya you’re a bit of a nussince. Pretty sure i spelt that wrong.Thanks Mike, I will be stuck with steph’s smelly boyfriend now:[
That’s right, be sad!
Y’all a bunch of mean butts. Jordan would’ve just felt me up all weekend and Emily would’ve just been Emily all weekend anyways. Whatever. Working retardedly early morning shifts that weekend will be way more fun.
Mikes tumblarity: 62.
A measley forty-two, actually. It’s going to drop even more when everyone unfollows me for this reblog chain.
Oh I would so not feel you up! Every time we have made out you are the one instigating it!
Yeah, well, what was that you were saying to me on the way into the bush party in Orleans? Something about Bon Jovi?
Haaaa, did you really think that I actually wanted to suck you off? Oh and btw I was hammed too :]
Yeah meant it! You meant it, goddammit. >=[ Whatever. My point is, you’re all stupid and I hate you and I’m going to go drink alone forever. (I acutally don’t remember that conversation, just what Kaleigh relayed to me later.)
wow, what a surprise
:[ Baby, I take it back. I take it all back!
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Mikes tumblarity: 62.
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War hero, physics professor, liar.