jiiivejuice:

ohsusquehanna:

$150 to the city of Ottawa for boarding an articulated bus without Proof Of Purchase (I lost it. On that bus.)

$115 to Bell for sending 2500 texts over my limit this month. I need unlimited texts.

Owing money sucks dick.

$10 for shwarma on behalf of my birthday. Time is ticking.

I’ll buy you a shwarma on Canada Day. Or the day after, ‘cause pretty much everything will be closed. You happy?