Apparently bananas make my lips/gums itchy.
Just straight up bananas. Nothing else.
I know what you mean. That’s herpes.
Fucking knew it. Shouldn’t have made out with that girl.
Or that banana.
Oh I wasn’t kissing the banana.
(Source: ohsusquehanna, via thelittlestdrunk)
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Oh I wasn’t kissing the banana.
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War hero, physics professor, liar.