I invented a new form of the High Five the other day and it’s fucking sweet.
It’s called the Satellite Five (sic) and what you do is call out the satellite five wherever whenever what the fuck ever and you just throw that fuckin hand up there and that shit bounces off a fuckin hi five satellite and beams that shit down to the other person’s hand and it’s fucking SWEET.Awesome. Btw, beamed you a high-five just a second ago.
FUCK yeah! Beamed back, motherfucker!
Dammit, I only got a couple of fingers. This connection sucks dick.
War hero, physics professor, liar.