Oh, Susquehanna!

Things I Want To Do Before I Turn 19

jborg:

ohsusquehanna:

jborg:

ohsusquehanna:

jiiivejuice:

ohsusquehanna:

  • Get my G2.
  • Learn to drink responsibly. I want to be able to sit down with a 40 of whiskey and not drink until I drop. < Ya ok mike.
  • Get over my fears of heights and spiders. Not even being able to ride a ferris wheel is a bit ridiculous.
  • Be well on my way to a high school degree.
  • Grow a beard penis.

Beard == Penis.

So you don’t have a penis?

That was poorly worded. =[

penisLength = beardLength + initialPenisLength;

Better?

so you are growing a 4 inch penis?

are you drunk?

No, sir! I’m just trying to justify the “beard penis” statement? Geeze, I don’t know anymore.

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