I don’t have any jokes about lobsters right now but I’m sure I could come up with something in a pinch
What’s red, a sea creature, and delivers presents to kids on Christmas Eve? Santa Claws.
Why would the snitch be swimming with the fishies? Because they’re lobsters.
What do punk rock lobsters listen to? CRUSTacean punk.
Are lobsters religious? It’s hard to say, but they’re definitely prayfish.
A lobster scuttles into a bar and the bar tender asks her what she wants. The lobster replies “A single molt, please”.
I tried a recipe from lobster cookbook yesterday, but all the recipes read “A pinch of salt, a pinch of basil, a pinch of…”
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