Oh, Susquehanna!

Anonymous: torani syrups are primarily used in lattes. pretty sure that's why it mentions coffee

Pretty sure Torani makes a variety of flavours for a variety of drink types and whether or not a bulk of them are used in lattes is irrelevant. Really, just because some of them are typically used in lattes doesn’t make the blog post any less inane. Try swapping out “bacon” for ”watermelon habanero syrup” for the same effect. Putting something in a made-to-fail situation to criticize or make fun of it is pretty weak.

It’d be like a bike company making every kind of bike and their road bike series is very popular with bike messengers. Then someone decides to take their penny-farthing and mock it for being awful at doing bike messenger things. Quite clearly a penny-farthing isn’t made for downtown traffic, so why judge it by what it wasn’t made for?