Oh, Susquehanna!

nervousrex:

queen-of-everything:

After I turn my car off, I sit in it for a minute, push the petal down the floor and make noises like I’m in a race car.

You’re a real douchebag. I don’t make fun of your ex boyfriends on tumblr.

So glad to see you.
Join the party, meteor.
What a lovely eve—