March 7th 2010
Some Points To Address
- I missed yesterday due to technical issues
- I don’t really care
I was walking in the woods when a bear I did meet
He wore a top hat and a bow tie and was actually quite neat
The bear approached me and I nearly shit myself
It stuck out it’s hand and introduced itself
His name was William and he enjoyed salmon and honey.
I told him my name and that I liked beer and money.
We started talking about the woods, he was really quite well versed.
He asked me if I liked the woods and if I did thirst.
We went to his cave and drank cheap whiskey,
But that bear was an asshole and slept me something fishy.
When I awoke in the morning my ass really hurt.
And there were condoms and lube in the surrounding dirt.
I turned in horror to a sight I did fear,
The bear was smoking and winking and stared at my rear.
And that is the story of William the bear,
That mother fucker raped me without a care.
bear poem.
This needs to be a song.
And it’s “slipped”, not “slept”.
War hero, physics professor, liar.
