THE MOST METAL POSE OF ALL TIME
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OH NO
I want to a ska show once at The Bayou and of the five bands playing, one of them was a psycho billy band. It was a fantastic performance. The double-bassist stood on his bass while he was playing it like a ninja and the lead singer kept stripping off clothes until he was completely naked. They had dancers on stage who did nothing but dance and undress the lead singer.
I met the lead singer after the show and I had nothing to say to him but “I liked your band! And… uh… you have a nice dick?”
War hero, physics professor, liar.
