I made a graph.
1) I start off thinking “Well this isn’t THAT bad. My enjoyment peaks here, somewhere in the first song.”
2) The decline.
3) Levels out a little. Steady horror.
4) “This is the only verse I know.” Then please stop singing, Tom. I realize that it can get so much worse.
5) I’m numbed out to this album.
6) My slow recovery to normalcy. I’ll probably put on As The Eternal Cowboy and cry.
i love this. you’re adorable.
Heeeh. Thanks. TEXT ME BACK, WOMAN.
War hero, physics professor, liar.
