THis guy started listening to the Boss because he likes me and thinks that will make me like him more.
(via mellorstrummer)
you should like
invite him into your sex chamber and like make him want it
and then LIKE BOOM THE BOSS QUIZ
AND IF HE FAILS
YOU’RE JUST LIKE
HAHA NO PUSSY FOR YOU
That is the greatest plan ever and how di dyou know I have a sex chamber?
I assume everyone does
I don’t have a sex chamber. I have a love making factory.
War hero, physics professor, liar.
