Beyonce and Kanye playing Connect Four
i will still never grow tired of this photo
THEY ARE PEOPLE JUST LIKE US
PLAYIN CONNECT 4
I BET THEY USE COMPUTERS AND IPHONES EVEN
THEY PROBABLY GO BUY GROCERIES SOMETIMES
DO U THINK KANYE IS A GOOD COOK?
DO U THINK BEYONCE SHOPS FOR ALL HER ~EVERYDAY~ OUTFITS?
I WONDER IF THEY HAVE FB AND TUMBLR THAT THEY USE TO TALK 2 THEIR FRIENDS FROM HIGH SCHOOL/COLLEGE
DO U THINK KANYE ORDERS HIS STUNNA SHADES ON AMAZON JUST LIKE US?
I think after the third point that’s where shit gets not normal. My poor understanding of Kanye is that he probably can’t remember how to cook anymore and neither of them do their own grocery shopping. I’d honestly be surprised if Beyonce didn’t work for a tailor. I can’t imagine her walking down to an H&M and musing over which $50 top to buy. They have Facebook and Tumblr, but neither of them even known the password to it.
Kanye most likely has a vault full of shades and a team dedicated to creating the next hit pair of shades that he goes into to pick out his shades. The shadeologists who work in the bunker probably first beg to be released and then Kanye says (with his voice booming through speakers mounted throughout the complex) “No, subject. Present me with your finest shades.” Then, like a Speaker of the House of days of old, a poor sap of a scientist is dragged to the Kanye to put on display their three greatest findings of the week. The scientist typically doesn’t survive. But once in a blue moon (which Kanye is too rich to drink), a scientist presents the finest of shades and is allowed to run free for a week before they’re killed.
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