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Why didnt you put orange juice in his hands at the end? Come on mike youre letting me and the rest of tumblr down.
you’re a doofus for actually making this.
OH, AND CALL ME. KBYE.
I AM NOT A DOOFUSSSSSSSS.
(Also, you should call me. I just called you about sixty times.)
War hero, physics professor, liar.
